Government Corruption, The Looming Threat of a Nuclear Armageddon, Economic Collapse...

Government Corruption, The Looming Threat of a Nuclear Armageddon, Economic Collapse...

Joined: December 3rd, 2005, 3:06 pm

April 25th, 2012, 3:31 pm #1

Now for some really important news to brighten your day!

http://www.latimes.com/health/la-he-g-s ... 1807.story
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Joined: October 31st, 2007, 9:37 pm

April 25th, 2012, 4:14 pm #2

Who liked very funny feelings
She laid on her back
and tickled her crack
and Pi$$ed all over the ceiling!
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Joined: July 3rd, 2010, 9:15 pm

April 25th, 2012, 8:17 pm #3

who stood on the bridge down in Uppingham
watching the stunts of the Kuntz in the punts
and the trix of the prix that was phucking 'em
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Joined: July 3rd, 2010, 9:15 pm

April 25th, 2012, 8:21 pm #4

whose dick was so long it he could suck it
he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
"if my ear was a kunt i could phakit"
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Joined: July 3rd, 2010, 9:15 pm

April 25th, 2012, 8:24 pm #5

whose dick was exceedingly bent.
To save himself trouble
he shoved it in double
and instead of coming he went.
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Joined: July 30th, 2004, 12:52 am

April 26th, 2012, 12:37 am #6

Who claimed that she had no feeling.
Along came Boris, and licked her clitoris,
and then scraped her off of the ceiling.

Haywire
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Joined: July 30th, 2004, 12:52 am

April 26th, 2012, 12:45 am #7

Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
You have to admit, she stunk like sh!t,
But think of the money you'd save.

Haywire
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Joined: February 7th, 2012, 11:47 pm

April 29th, 2012, 12:56 am #8

Whose dik was exceptionally short
But in spite of this loss
He had balls like a hoss
And he never pissed less than a quart.
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Joined: February 7th, 2012, 11:47 pm

April 29th, 2012, 12:56 am #9

Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
You have to admit, she stunk like sh!t,
But think of the money you'd save.

Haywire
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Last edited by HoneyBadger1 on April 29th, 2012, 12:58 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Joined: January 6th, 2006, 3:27 am

April 29th, 2012, 4:13 am #10

Who liked very funny feelings
She laid on her back
and tickled her crack
and Pi$$ed all over the ceiling!

"There once was a lady from Wheeling

Who told of a very strange feeling,

She laid on her back

And tickled her crack

And pissed all over the ceiling."

(See how much better the rhythm swings?)

Hal
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