We may need some more Christian volunteers for the great debate.

We may need some more Christian volunteers for the great debate.

Joined: August 8th, 2009, 11:19 pm

August 11th, 2010, 8:56 am #1

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Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

<i>Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.</i>

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I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just <b><i>band aids over bull sh!t.</b></i>

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JVH
Joined: July 20th, 2009, 1:33 pm

August 11th, 2010, 12:06 pm #2

<p align="right">This is what Christians seem to believe: that the ultimate goal is to get to heaven.
When you ask them, then what, their answer reveals all ... to live happily ever after!

<p align="right">The End

Most abominably .. erm ... definitely.

 

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<p align="left">- abductive, inductive, deductive are
the 3 basic modes of reasoning and
when we fail to discern between them
we are destined to act accordingly ...


<p align="center">... after all, inference demands explicit contains implicit
so, iff what is explicitly posed is true, then what it
necessarily infers or implies must logically be true
as well - if not, then it is incontrovertibly axiomatic
there is something amiss with the explicitly posed ...


<p align="right">...such is the excruciating irony of incomprehensibility
& self-refutation; those oblivious of it become
indispensably the experts in applying it, effectually
revealing the exact opposite of apparent intent
thereby granting the courtesy of instant clarification.

Mice In A Maze-Going In Circles


<p align="left">It is as it is - It goes as it goes
If it doesn't go, that's how it goes
If it isn't, then that's how it is

<p align="right">_______________________
I like hu-mans. Really
They do funnee stuffs

They seems to live with the
impression that they is some
sorts of omniscient - you can
then always depend on them
to tells you exactly what your
thoughts and feelings is.

Handy
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There is forgiveness. Unfortunately, forgiveness doesn't mean a thing
..... when not applied that is. Therefore, it is I who forgive, publically
those who either dare or will not - for, as it seems, they are not ready
yet, to do so by themselves; out of themselves. I hereby thus, plow
the road; leading the way, for those eager to walk that walk as well.
JVH, July 20, 2010, 2:22

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Joined: August 8th, 2009, 11:19 pm

August 11th, 2010, 1:01 pm #3

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Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

<i>Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.</i>

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I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just <b><i>band aids over bull sh!t.</b></i>

Biblical Pitfalls .http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/
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Joined: January 13th, 2010, 2:50 pm

August 11th, 2010, 1:04 pm #4

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That was hilarious.

I would enter the debate though... And I would WIN, dammit!!! bwahahahahahahaha! cough
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August 11th, 2010, 2:24 pm #5

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if the Bible is not a representative for the God of Christianity then why does "yellow beard" get to USE "ideas" that he calls proof on a different level by "others" who wrote them down for his monologue? He himself didn't prove these anymore than most Bible readers have proven God as of yet:


atheism and Christianity can not be in debate because they two different subjects:


its like debating (rocks and oranges) (different things):

or debating science and astrology (different things)

you can debate one fruit against another and one rock against another rock, but you can't debate LOGICALLY or REASONABLY oranges and rocks;


the fact that this guy never shuts up nor prove that he ever read a Bible shows me that he is breaking the FIRST RULE of debate


there isn't ONE


now if he tried to disprove the God of the Bible as being possible, we got a debate


but he would have to stick to the Bible to debate that God


and people have done that and I have discussed their arguements with them


but without "the new kind of seed" in them, they can't hear the whole truth

anymore than my doggie can understand everything I say to her even though she does pick up on the emotion behind most of the words


there are emotions she can't pick up on because they are purely human emotions


and there is TRUTH that the human can't hear or pick up on because they are DIVINE (another KIND of seed) given To us, within us, to transform us into another species in due time
every day is a new day to die to the old and live to the newness of life
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August 11th, 2010, 2:56 pm #6


I find such arguments to be rather silly & pointless as well. Yet there are those that press on with them.
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Joined: May 4th, 2005, 1:31 pm

August 11th, 2010, 3:14 pm #7






if the Bible is not a representative for the God of Christianity then why does "yellow beard" get to USE "ideas" that he calls proof on a different level by "others" who wrote them down for his monologue? He himself didn't prove these anymore than most Bible readers have proven God as of yet:


atheism and Christianity can not be in debate because they two different subjects:


its like debating (rocks and oranges) (different things):

or debating science and astrology (different things)

you can debate one fruit against another and one rock against another rock, but you can't debate LOGICALLY or REASONABLY oranges and rocks;


the fact that this guy never shuts up nor prove that he ever read a Bible shows me that he is breaking the FIRST RULE of debate


there isn't ONE


now if he tried to disprove the God of the Bible as being possible, we got a debate


but he would have to stick to the Bible to debate that God


and people have done that and I have discussed their arguements with them


but without "the new kind of seed" in them, they can't hear the whole truth

anymore than my doggie can understand everything I say to her even though she does pick up on the emotion behind most of the words


there are emotions she can't pick up on because they are purely human emotions


and there is TRUTH that the human can't hear or pick up on because they are DIVINE (another KIND of seed) given To us, within us, to transform us into another species in due time
There can be discussion, dialogue, exchange of opinions.

But there is nothing to debate.

And yet, some continue ..
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Joined: May 4th, 2005, 1:31 pm

August 11th, 2010, 3:15 pm #8

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After the first minute I thought "Well, so much for the debate", at least in terms of what we see on forums.

I'm rubber you're glue.

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Joined: July 1st, 2008, 11:52 pm

August 11th, 2010, 4:01 pm #9

I find such arguments to be rather silly & pointless as well. Yet there are those that press on with them.
thanks noob:)
every day is a new day to die to the old and live to the newness of life
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Joined: August 8th, 2009, 11:19 pm

August 11th, 2010, 10:10 pm #10






if the Bible is not a representative for the God of Christianity then why does "yellow beard" get to USE "ideas" that he calls proof on a different level by "others" who wrote them down for his monologue? He himself didn't prove these anymore than most Bible readers have proven God as of yet:


atheism and Christianity can not be in debate because they two different subjects:


its like debating (rocks and oranges) (different things):

or debating science and astrology (different things)

you can debate one fruit against another and one rock against another rock, but you can't debate LOGICALLY or REASONABLY oranges and rocks;


the fact that this guy never shuts up nor prove that he ever read a Bible shows me that he is breaking the FIRST RULE of debate


there isn't ONE


now if he tried to disprove the God of the Bible as being possible, we got a debate


but he would have to stick to the Bible to debate that God


and people have done that and I have discussed their arguements with them


but without "the new kind of seed" in them, they can't hear the whole truth

anymore than my doggie can understand everything I say to her even though she does pick up on the emotion behind most of the words


there are emotions she can't pick up on because they are purely human emotions


and there is TRUTH that the human can't hear or pick up on because they are DIVINE (another KIND of seed) given To us, within us, to transform us into another species in due time
Yet again I find it hard to understand what you are saying Yvonne.

People who claim to understand something that other people cannot because they are special are playing a Joker, its no more valid than someone saying they know the future because they are a clairvoyant. Sure they can claim it, and no one can dispute them if they accept their claimed special status, but why would you accept it, if they cant prove it.

Once anyone makes claims that they say others cant prove, its time to laugh at them. Such claims arent worth making.

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Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

<i>Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.</i>

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I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just <b><i>band aids over bull sh!t.</b></i>

Biblical Pitfalls .http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/
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