Tim....

Tim....

Joined: March 8th, 2007, 6:53 am

March 9th, 2012, 12:56 am #1

how you feeling today?

better?....hope so.

chin up....maybe plan a fishing outing??

just sayin
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Tim
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March 9th, 2012, 4:58 am #2

how you feeling today?
better?....hope so.
chin up....maybe plan a fishing outing??
just sayin
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Had to go to work, I started a new job last week
Actually I just got home a few minutes ago at 10:30..
Talked to the boss tonight and he wishes he had hired me sooner!
He already gave me a raise before my first paycheck!

I don't go fishing much anymore, but I like fish, I make great tarter sauce.

Nice to hear from you bro
All is well I hope. Staying busy keyboarding?

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March 9th, 2012, 12:52 pm #3

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Re: Tim....
March 8 2012, 11:58 PM

how you feeling today?
better?....hope so.
chin up....maybe plan a fishing outing??
just sayin
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Had to go to work, I started a new job last week
Actually I just got home a few minutes ago at 10:30..
Talked to the boss tonight and he wishes he had hired me sooner!
He already gave me a raise before my first paycheck!

I don't go fishing much anymore,
but I like fish,
I make great tarter sauce.

One!life > timlife just share'n:
Where I use to work (when I work'd in the public),
us girls, would eat tarter sauce, and french fries.

Here's a joke (hubby always tells), for ya:



There was these two french men who came over to visit.

They were advised, to eat at, the local Cattle Man's Restraurant.

So while they were decide'n,
what to eat on the menu,
they hear a cowboy yell out,
"bring me two orders of calf fried",

So they ask the waiter, what that was,
and she explanned it to them, the best she could.

Then they heard another cowboy yell out,
"bring me two orders of lamb fries.

And like before, they had to have the waiter,
explan to them, what those were, as well.

They were just about, to place in, their orders,
when they heard, yet another cowboy, yell out,
"Bring me a order of french fries".

And those two french men, got up in a hurry, and left.

Here's another one on french fries share'n for ya to enjoy.
http://www.suddenlysenior.com/seniorjokes.html

THE JOY OF SHARING

The little old couple
walked slowly into McDonalds
that cold winter evening.

They looked out of place
amid the young families
and young couples eating there
that night.

Some of the customers
looked admiringly at them.
You could tell
what the admirers were thinking.
"Look, there is a couple
who has been through a lot together,
probably for 60 years or more!"

The little old man walked right up
to the cash register,
placed his order with no hesitation
and then paid for their meal.
The couple took a table
near the back wall
and started taking food
off of the tray.
There was one hamburger,
one order of French fries
and one drink.

The little old man unwrapped
the plain hamburger
and carefully cut it in half.
He placed one half in front
of his wife.
Then he carefully counted out
the French fries, divided them
in two piles
and neatly placed one pile
in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink,
his wife took a sip
and then set the cup down
between them.

As the man began to eat
his few bites of hamburger
the crowd began to get restless.
Again you could tell what they were thinking.
"That poor old couple.
All they can afford is one meal
for the two of them."

As the man began to eat
his French fries
one young man stood
and came over to the old couple's table.
He politely offered to buy another meal
for the old couple to eat.
The old man replied that they were just fine.
They were used to sharing everything.

Then the crowd noticed
that the little old lady
hadn't eaten a bite.
She just sat there
watching her husband eat
and occasionally taking turns
sipping the drink.
Again the young man came over
and begged them to let him buy
them something to eat.
This time the lady explained
that no, they were used to sharing
everything together.

As the little old man finished eating
and was wiping his face neatly
with a napkin
the young man couldn't stand it no longer.
Again he came over to their table
and offered to buy some food.
After being politely refused again
he finally asked a question
of the little old lady.

"Ma'am, why aren't you eating?
You said that you share everything.
What is it that you are waiting for?



She answered, "The teeth."

Love Ya, timlife!

Love All As ONE!
Onelife!

timlife share'd > Nice to hear from you bro
All is well I hope. Staying busy keyboarding?

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Tim
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March 10th, 2012, 4:57 am #4

French fries..

""""She answered, "The teeth."""""
Oh gross!!!! But funny I wonder if they share toilet paper too?!?!

Funny stuff sis
Bro Tim



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March 10th, 2012, 10:02 am #5

you and your Lemmings want to play?

Answer the post above.

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March 10th, 2012, 9:18 pm #6

http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/lemmings.asp

It's a beautiful springlike day today. Just got back from a long leisurely walk with my dogs. It's only a mile, but my boys have slowed down a lot, they are 11 and 12 now and both have health issues. So it took us an hour. lol. Lots of sniffing and stopping and lolly-gagging.

Do you take Prancer out for walks much? It might do both of you some good!


peace bro
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Tim
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March 11th, 2012, 5:52 am #7

You dogs are senior citizens at 77 and 84 years old.

Prancer is 8 or 56 in dog years.

It almost hit 50 degrees F here today. The little amount of snow we had is going fast. There's about 2 inches left on my yard.

Peace
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