One thing we KNOW about Jesus...

One thing we KNOW about Jesus...

Joined: March 4th, 2007, 4:09 pm

January 26th, 2011, 5:51 pm #1


Jesus likes Mexican Food...

<blockquote>Image of Virgin Mary, Baby Jesus appears on tortilla

A Starr County family is wondering if a miracle took place in their kitchen on Tuesday afternoon.

Melinda Solis told Action 4 News that she was warming up flour tortillas for her teenage sons after school around 4 p.m. Tuesday.

Solis said she was spreading out the cooked tortillas when her mother noticed something unusual.

One of the tortillas had a large brown spot that resembled the Virgin Mary holding the Baby Jesus.

Solis, a mother of four who was raised Catholic, said she and her family are saving the tortilla.

The La Grulla area woman said they are not sure if they are going to call a priest just yet.

"It's safe as long as I keep it away from my sons...as long as I keep it away from butter," Solis said.

The image appeared weeks after Día de los Reyes but just ahead of Día de la Candelaria.

In Mexican culture, Dia de los Reyes is celebrated each year with gifts on January 6th to commemorate when the three kings visited the Baby Jesus.

Dia de la Candelaria is celebrated each year with a tamale feast or a "Feast of Purification" on February 2nd to commemorate when Jesus was first presented at the Jewish temple.
Why else would he keep showing up...
-- On Tortillas...??

-PRev1-
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President Barrack Hussein Obama

-- Nobel Peace Prize, 2009 --
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
-- George Orwell, "1984" --
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Seoc Colla
Seoc Colla

January 26th, 2011, 6:18 pm #2

""One of the tortillas had a large brown spot that resembled the Virgin Mary holding the Baby Jesus""

As no one anywhere has ever seen the alleged 'original', far less shown there to be one, this can be nothing more than a vivid imagination motivated by any of a range of things.

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January 26th, 2011, 6:49 pm #3

From a Heretical Unbeliever...!
-- Be thankful the Inquisition has past it's time.

Me...?
I'm getting a craving for Huevos Rancheros.

-PRev1-


President Barrack Hussein Obama

-- Nobel Peace Prize, 2009 --
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
-- George Orwell, "1984" --
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Arthur Dent
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January 26th, 2011, 7:07 pm #4


Jesus likes Mexican Food...

<blockquote>Image of Virgin Mary, Baby Jesus appears on tortilla

A Starr County family is wondering if a miracle took place in their kitchen on Tuesday afternoon.

Melinda Solis told Action 4 News that she was warming up flour tortillas for her teenage sons after school around 4 p.m. Tuesday.

Solis said she was spreading out the cooked tortillas when her mother noticed something unusual.

One of the tortillas had a large brown spot that resembled the Virgin Mary holding the Baby Jesus.

Solis, a mother of four who was raised Catholic, said she and her family are saving the tortilla.

The La Grulla area woman said they are not sure if they are going to call a priest just yet.

"It's safe as long as I keep it away from my sons...as long as I keep it away from butter," Solis said.

The image appeared weeks after Día de los Reyes but just ahead of Día de la Candelaria.

In Mexican culture, Dia de los Reyes is celebrated each year with gifts on January 6th to commemorate when the three kings visited the Baby Jesus.

Dia de la Candelaria is celebrated each year with a tamale feast or a "Feast of Purification" on February 2nd to commemorate when Jesus was first presented at the Jewish temple.
Why else would he keep showing up...
-- On Tortillas...??

-PRev1-
</blockquote>

President Barrack Hussein Obama

-- Nobel Peace Prize, 2009 --
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
-- George Orwell, "1984" --
a delicious crunchy miracle.

If it hasnt gone a little mouldy by now, that would be a miracle too.
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Tim
Tim

January 27th, 2011, 7:28 am #5


Jesus likes Mexican Food...

<blockquote>Image of Virgin Mary, Baby Jesus appears on tortilla

A Starr County family is wondering if a miracle took place in their kitchen on Tuesday afternoon.

Melinda Solis told Action 4 News that she was warming up flour tortillas for her teenage sons after school around 4 p.m. Tuesday.

Solis said she was spreading out the cooked tortillas when her mother noticed something unusual.

One of the tortillas had a large brown spot that resembled the Virgin Mary holding the Baby Jesus.

Solis, a mother of four who was raised Catholic, said she and her family are saving the tortilla.

The La Grulla area woman said they are not sure if they are going to call a priest just yet.

"It's safe as long as I keep it away from my sons...as long as I keep it away from butter," Solis said.

The image appeared weeks after Día de los Reyes but just ahead of Día de la Candelaria.

In Mexican culture, Dia de los Reyes is celebrated each year with gifts on January 6th to commemorate when the three kings visited the Baby Jesus.

Dia de la Candelaria is celebrated each year with a tamale feast or a "Feast of Purification" on February 2nd to commemorate when Jesus was first presented at the Jewish temple.
Why else would he keep showing up...
-- On Tortillas...??

-PRev1-
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President Barrack Hussein Obama

-- Nobel Peace Prize, 2009 --
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
-- George Orwell, "1984" --
Historicity Catholics claim many things of visions.

But who wouldn't if their parents were killed for not believing in the Virgin Queen of Heaven.

Fact is Mary is not a virgin after Jesus.

She had daughters and sons after Jesus was born.

Need I show you PRev?

Mary was one of many of Joseph Zebedee wife's.

According to the Bible.
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January 27th, 2011, 10:22 am #6

Mary wasn't a virgin BEFORE Jesus was born.

Jesus was the son of Mary AND Joseph.
-- Joseph was the Father of Jesus.

Do you know how babies are made tim...?
Because, if you do...
Then...
You should know...
-- When Jesus was Conceived...
-- Mary wasn't a virgin.

Does someone need to show you, tim...?

-PRev1-

President Barrack Hussein Obama

-- Nobel Peace Prize, 2009 --
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
-- George Orwell, "1984" --
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January 27th, 2011, 10:44 am #7

a delicious crunchy miracle.

If it hasnt gone a little mouldy by now, that would be a miracle too.
Grilled Cheese Mary was Ten Years OLD...
When the Golden Palace Casino bought her on EBay...
-- For $28,000...!

-PRev1-

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-- Nobel Peace Prize, 2009 --
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
-- George Orwell, "1984" --
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January 27th, 2011, 1:18 pm #8


Jesus likes Mexican Food...

<blockquote>Image of Virgin Mary, Baby Jesus appears on tortilla

A Starr County family is wondering if a miracle took place in their kitchen on Tuesday afternoon.

Melinda Solis told Action 4 News that she was warming up flour tortillas for her teenage sons after school around 4 p.m. Tuesday.

Solis said she was spreading out the cooked tortillas when her mother noticed something unusual.

One of the tortillas had a large brown spot that resembled the Virgin Mary holding the Baby Jesus.

Solis, a mother of four who was raised Catholic, said she and her family are saving the tortilla.

The La Grulla area woman said they are not sure if they are going to call a priest just yet.

"It's safe as long as I keep it away from my sons...as long as I keep it away from butter," Solis said.

The image appeared weeks after Día de los Reyes but just ahead of Día de la Candelaria.

In Mexican culture, Dia de los Reyes is celebrated each year with gifts on January 6th to commemorate when the three kings visited the Baby Jesus.

Dia de la Candelaria is celebrated each year with a tamale feast or a "Feast of Purification" on February 2nd to commemorate when Jesus was first presented at the Jewish temple.
Why else would he keep showing up...
-- On Tortillas...??

-PRev1-
</blockquote>

President Barrack Hussein Obama

-- Nobel Peace Prize, 2009 --
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
-- George Orwell, "1984" --
For I am jealous over you with a godly jealousy for I have espoused you to one husband, that I may present [you as] a chaste virgin to Christ.


2Cr 11:3 But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ.


2Cr 11:4 For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or [if] ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with [him].



the phrase "well bear with him" is two words,


kalos (beatifully, excellently, nobly, honorably,

anecho (hold up, hold oneself erect, firm, sustain, bear, endure)


in other words if someone is espoused to Christ and someone comes to preach another Jesus, that one who has Christ holds up and bears it beautifully, nobly and honorably;


they aren't even affected by the one who preaches their own personal version of Jesus if he is not the CHRIST in them.



I know after all these years that everyone has an opinion or an UNDERSTANDING of Jesus


people find it hard to ignore him altogether even if they don't believe in him
every day is a new day to die to the old and live to the newness of life
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January 27th, 2011, 1:24 pm #9

But...
What would you like with your Tortilla...?

-PRev1-

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"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
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Joined: September 30th, 2009, 7:55 pm

January 27th, 2011, 1:25 pm #10


Jesus likes Mexican Food...

<blockquote>Image of Virgin Mary, Baby Jesus appears on tortilla

A Starr County family is wondering if a miracle took place in their kitchen on Tuesday afternoon.

Melinda Solis told Action 4 News that she was warming up flour tortillas for her teenage sons after school around 4 p.m. Tuesday.

Solis said she was spreading out the cooked tortillas when her mother noticed something unusual.

One of the tortillas had a large brown spot that resembled the Virgin Mary holding the Baby Jesus.

Solis, a mother of four who was raised Catholic, said she and her family are saving the tortilla.

The La Grulla area woman said they are not sure if they are going to call a priest just yet.

"It's safe as long as I keep it away from my sons...as long as I keep it away from butter," Solis said.

The image appeared weeks after Día de los Reyes but just ahead of Día de la Candelaria.

In Mexican culture, Dia de los Reyes is celebrated each year with gifts on January 6th to commemorate when the three kings visited the Baby Jesus.

Dia de la Candelaria is celebrated each year with a tamale feast or a "Feast of Purification" on February 2nd to commemorate when Jesus was first presented at the Jewish temple.
Why else would he keep showing up...
-- On Tortillas...??

-PRev1-
</blockquote>

President Barrack Hussein Obama

-- Nobel Peace Prize, 2009 --
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
-- George Orwell, "1984" --
Of course Jesus likes Mexican food. He told me so.

My gardener, Jesus Hernandez, is from Juarez, Mexico. So obviously he likes Mexican food.

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"The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church." -- Ferdinand Magellan
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