Homosexuality a sin?

Homosexuality a sin?

Striver
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July 3rd, 2010, 12:48 pm #1

About fifteen percent of ALL mamallia are to some degree, homosexual. And since we are mammals.............! Religion changed Isaiah 45:7 which had God creating evil, therefore homosexuality. Refusing to have a God who creates evil, orthodox Christianity changed this scripture to say God creates calamity. There now, see how easy it is to let God off the hook? Now that that problem has been solved, religion can get back to doing what it does best; they can condemn evildoers. How convenient...how nice...prevents all that thinking, death to dogma and doctrine.

So now we are back to Satan who creates evil, therefore homosexuality. What would religion do without Satan? Ah, but let's not forget, Satan goeth about like a roaring line, etc. The priests in the old Latin Mass used to end Mass with the words, "Satan goes about like a roaring lion, seeking the ruin of souls."

If true, lower animals must have souls because about fifteen percent of the lower animals are homosexual to some degree. Why would Satan waste all those roars on soulless primates? Should chimps, Orangs, Apes, repent, give their live to Jesus?

Picture it!!! Chimps, Orangs, Apes, while the hymn "Tenderly, Tenderly, Jesus is calling is being played" making their way down the aisles of some auditorium or football stadium to the feet of Jimmy Swaggart so they can accept Jesus as their personal Savior. The next thing we know, they will be running for president as Republicans with Shallow Sister Sarah Palin as their opening act. Truly a time for rejoicing!!
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July 3rd, 2010, 2:01 pm #2

What have you been smoking?





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July 3rd, 2010, 2:17 pm #3

About fifteen percent of ALL mamallia are to some degree, homosexual. And since we are mammals.............! Religion changed Isaiah 45:7 which had God creating evil, therefore homosexuality. Refusing to have a God who creates evil, orthodox Christianity changed this scripture to say God creates calamity. There now, see how easy it is to let God off the hook? Now that that problem has been solved, religion can get back to doing what it does best; they can condemn evildoers. How convenient...how nice...prevents all that thinking, death to dogma and doctrine.

So now we are back to Satan who creates evil, therefore homosexuality. What would religion do without Satan? Ah, but let's not forget, Satan goeth about like a roaring line, etc. The priests in the old Latin Mass used to end Mass with the words, "Satan goes about like a roaring lion, seeking the ruin of souls."

If true, lower animals must have souls because about fifteen percent of the lower animals are homosexual to some degree. Why would Satan waste all those roars on soulless primates? Should chimps, Orangs, Apes, repent, give their live to Jesus?

Picture it!!! Chimps, Orangs, Apes, while the hymn "Tenderly, Tenderly, Jesus is calling is being played" making their way down the aisles of some auditorium or football stadium to the feet of Jimmy Swaggart so they can accept Jesus as their personal Savior. The next thing we know, they will be running for president as Republicans with Shallow Sister Sarah Palin as their opening act. Truly a time for rejoicing!!
That Satan goes around roaring like that but at the same time ... he "desperately" wants people to be unaware of his existence!

He is proud and boastful and yet wishes to remain anonymous?

God, on the other hand, is thought to be desperately wanting people to be aware of him ... but ... does very little to show his existence.

Logically, these two conditions do not compute.

-Vince
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July 3rd, 2010, 3:40 pm #4

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Let's hope he's got more.

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July 3rd, 2010, 3:50 pm #5

About fifteen percent of ALL mamallia are to some degree, homosexual. And since we are mammals.............! Religion changed Isaiah 45:7 which had God creating evil, therefore homosexuality. Refusing to have a God who creates evil, orthodox Christianity changed this scripture to say God creates calamity. There now, see how easy it is to let God off the hook? Now that that problem has been solved, religion can get back to doing what it does best; they can condemn evildoers. How convenient...how nice...prevents all that thinking, death to dogma and doctrine.

So now we are back to Satan who creates evil, therefore homosexuality. What would religion do without Satan? Ah, but let's not forget, Satan goeth about like a roaring line, etc. The priests in the old Latin Mass used to end Mass with the words, "Satan goes about like a roaring lion, seeking the ruin of souls."

If true, lower animals must have souls because about fifteen percent of the lower animals are homosexual to some degree. Why would Satan waste all those roars on soulless primates? Should chimps, Orangs, Apes, repent, give their live to Jesus?

Picture it!!! Chimps, Orangs, Apes, while the hymn "Tenderly, Tenderly, Jesus is calling is being played" making their way down the aisles of some auditorium or football stadium to the feet of Jimmy Swaggart so they can accept Jesus as their personal Savior. The next thing we know, they will be running for president as Republicans with Shallow Sister Sarah Palin as their opening act. Truly a time for rejoicing!!
Obviously, Satan caused homosexuality in the lower mammals...
So that the Higher Mammals can point to them and say...
-- See, it's Natural...!
And then...
They can justify Their EVIL Butt-Humpin' Ways...!

But...
Honestly, Striver...
If you continue in this Mocking Tone...
-- Jay might get upset with you...!

On the other hand...
All of us "godless unbelievers"...
Will be ROTF... LOBO.

Now...
I realize that this is an important choice to make...
So, remember...
When in doubt...
-- Go for the Laughs...!

God MUST Have a Sense of Humour...
After all...
-- He created Fundies...!

-PRev1-

President Barrack Hussein Obama

-- Nobel Peace Prize, 2009 --
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
-- George Orwell, "1984" --
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Striver
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July 3rd, 2010, 7:26 pm #6

What have you been smoking?





"Error does not become Truth because it is widely accepted; Truth does not become error, even when it stands alone!"
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What have I been smoking? Reality tobacco!
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July 3rd, 2010, 8:21 pm #7

It is a Holy $acrement in the Church of the $ubGenius.

The Proper Name for the plant is...
-- Habafropzipulops ("frop" for short)...
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It is the mystical herb...
Smoked in the pipe of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.

-PRev1-
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-- Nobel Peace Prize, 2009 --
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
-- George Orwell, "1984" --
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July 3rd, 2010, 8:49 pm #8

What have I been smoking? Reality tobacco!
Your patience





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July 3rd, 2010, 9:06 pm #9

Me too. What's a doctor with no patients? A fellow with a LOT of patience.

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July 4th, 2010, 8:24 pm #10

About fifteen percent of ALL mamallia are to some degree, homosexual. And since we are mammals.............! Religion changed Isaiah 45:7 which had God creating evil, therefore homosexuality. Refusing to have a God who creates evil, orthodox Christianity changed this scripture to say God creates calamity. There now, see how easy it is to let God off the hook? Now that that problem has been solved, religion can get back to doing what it does best; they can condemn evildoers. How convenient...how nice...prevents all that thinking, death to dogma and doctrine.

So now we are back to Satan who creates evil, therefore homosexuality. What would religion do without Satan? Ah, but let's not forget, Satan goeth about like a roaring line, etc. The priests in the old Latin Mass used to end Mass with the words, "Satan goes about like a roaring lion, seeking the ruin of souls."

If true, lower animals must have souls because about fifteen percent of the lower animals are homosexual to some degree. Why would Satan waste all those roars on soulless primates? Should chimps, Orangs, Apes, repent, give their live to Jesus?

Picture it!!! Chimps, Orangs, Apes, while the hymn "Tenderly, Tenderly, Jesus is calling is being played" making their way down the aisles of some auditorium or football stadium to the feet of Jimmy Swaggart so they can accept Jesus as their personal Savior. The next thing we know, they will be running for president as Republicans with Shallow Sister Sarah Palin as their opening act. Truly a time for rejoicing!!
I've just been pondering, why is the sexual orientation of some, such a cause for concern among others?

There are people that eat raw oysters. I find it repulsive. There are probably a lot of practices, foods etc that I find repulsive.

I don't spend a lot of time thinking about those things, nor writing posts about them, nor do I wonder how "God" feels about these things. And if I did wonder, I am sure "God" would agree with me. It just seems to always work that way. "God" agrees with us ...

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