for those of you who celebrate Easter...

for those of you who celebrate Easter...

Joined: April 17th, 2006, 10:37 pm

April 8th, 2012, 10:09 pm #1

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Joined: August 8th, 2009, 11:19 pm

April 9th, 2012, 1:45 am #2

but I think they are little rewards for the kids though to reward them and make them think the weekend is special. A bit like Santa Clause on Christmas day. christians have of course gerabbed the "heathen" celebrations so the little kiddies get excited about something on these days as well.


"you get your presents after we go to get indoctrinated Johhny".... "sorry Betty... no eggs until after the service!".




Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.

___________________________________

I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just band aids over bull sh!t.

Biblical Pitfalls http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/
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Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

<i>Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.</i>

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I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just <b><i>band aids over bull sh!t.</b></i>

Biblical Pitfalls .http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/
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Joined: November 4th, 2006, 5:18 pm

April 9th, 2012, 2:04 am #3

Just another Nucc with a slightly different obsession, but the same insecurity.

Why are you here? Have all your 'targets' left Beckett's?








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Joined: August 8th, 2009, 11:19 pm

April 9th, 2012, 2:27 am #4

You are an intolerant bastard often... I felt like pointing out that you didnt need to ask Gerard to fdelete you from the no abuse website, you could have left, but no, you had to criticise him first, you controlling old prick. You had to make your statement first before you left there Bob.

I like some of the things you do, but you are a little bit keen to kick the people around you regularly if you dont like their point of view.

You have your own false beliefs, and you are willing to fight to state them.

I dont see you at Becketts, and you are sick of Gerards, well I'll tell the truth as I see it and if you dont like it, you can leave another forum, its up to you.

As far as I know, I've been posting here longer than you, for whatever that means.

I dont think Tims masturbating about his excesses here is healthy for him, and rather than just uselessly telling him that Jesus loves him, he needs real help that Jesus couldnt give him (like Nucc?)

As you say yourself, your opinion is never humble, and when I want to hear your opinon, I'll give it to you.

Like Nucc, you obviously want to ensure that your opinion is the only one.

I've heard you lashing out at me a couple of times now, this is my first one back to you. Maybe if you want to keep it up, it wont be the last.

So be it.

You have your own little obsessions I might remind you, believing in the impossible not the most implausible.

You've done your own measure of sh!t stirring, dont forget.

Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.

___________________________________

I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just band aids over bull sh!t.

Biblical Pitfalls http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/
____________________________________________

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzq0p ... o1_500.jpg






Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

<i>Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.</i>

___________________________________

I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just <b><i>band aids over bull sh!t.</b></i>

Biblical Pitfalls .http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/
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Joined: November 4th, 2006, 5:18 pm

April 9th, 2012, 3:04 am #5

I hope you stay at Beckett's. I know all your favourite targets have left, but there will be some new ones if you just perservere.

BTW I started posting here in November 2006 - a testament to my quest for knowledge from the intelligentsia.
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Joined: November 4th, 2006, 5:18 pm

April 9th, 2012, 3:18 am #6

You are an intolerant bastard often... I felt like pointing out that you didnt need to ask Gerard to fdelete you from the no abuse website, you could have left, but no, you had to criticise him first, you controlling old prick. You had to make your statement first before you left there Bob.

I like some of the things you do, but you are a little bit keen to kick the people around you regularly if you dont like their point of view.

You have your own false beliefs, and you are willing to fight to state them.

I dont see you at Becketts, and you are sick of Gerards, well I'll tell the truth as I see it and if you dont like it, you can leave another forum, its up to you.

As far as I know, I've been posting here longer than you, for whatever that means.

I dont think Tims masturbating about his excesses here is healthy for him, and rather than just uselessly telling him that Jesus loves him, he needs real help that Jesus couldnt give him (like Nucc?)

As you say yourself, your opinion is never humble, and when I want to hear your opinon, I'll give it to you.

Like Nucc, you obviously want to ensure that your opinion is the only one.

I've heard you lashing out at me a couple of times now, this is my first one back to you. Maybe if you want to keep it up, it wont be the last.

So be it.

You have your own little obsessions I might remind you, believing in the impossible not the most implausible.

You've done your own measure of sh!t stirring, dont forget.

Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.

___________________________________

I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just band aids over bull sh!t.

Biblical Pitfalls http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/
I have stepped into the ring with him on a few occasions and he has knocked me on my a$$ every time.
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Joined: May 4th, 2005, 1:31 pm

April 9th, 2012, 3:42 am #7

C'mon Bob. Turn the other cheek.

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Joined: August 8th, 2009, 11:19 pm

April 9th, 2012, 4:16 am #8

I hope you stay at Beckett's. I know all your favourite targets have left, but there will be some new ones if you just perservere.

BTW I started posting here in November 2006 - a testament to my quest for knowledge from the intelligentsia.
You need to learn to back up your points sometimes or else they risk being empty barbs, you know that from Nucc, that you say you arent like.


Your quest for "intelligencia" also led to Becketts for quite a while, maybe you are looking for "love in all the wrong places?"

You seem to be starting a habit of getting to be a cranky old man everywhere, and then asking people to ban you so you wont come back.
Good luck in your "search".

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Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.

___________________________________

I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just band aids over bull sh!t.

Biblical Pitfalls http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/
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Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

<i>Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.</i>

___________________________________

I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just <b><i>band aids over bull sh!t.</b></i>

Biblical Pitfalls .http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/
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Joined: August 8th, 2009, 11:19 pm

April 9th, 2012, 4:17 am #9

C'mon Bob. Turn the other cheek.
that might be a painful, probing strategy.



Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.

___________________________________

I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just band aids over bull sh!t.

Biblical Pitfalls http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/
____________________________________________

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzq0p ... o1_500.jpg






Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

<i>Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.</i>

___________________________________

I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just <b><i>band aids over bull sh!t.</b></i>

Biblical Pitfalls .http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/
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Joined: April 17th, 2006, 10:37 pm

April 9th, 2012, 4:46 am #10

but I think they are little rewards for the kids though to reward them and make them think the weekend is special. A bit like Santa Clause on Christmas day. christians have of course gerabbed the "heathen" celebrations so the little kiddies get excited about something on these days as well.


"you get your presents after we go to get indoctrinated Johhny".... "sorry Betty... no eggs until after the service!".




Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.

___________________________________

I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just band aids over bull sh!t.

Biblical Pitfalls http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/
Nostalgia? The food? If it's just for the food, you can eat chocolate and hot cross buns any day of the year =) I'm betting you celebrate Christmas, if for no other reason than it's a holiday from work.

It's true that some Christians reject celebrating Christmas and Easter because of the pagan origins; I personally have no problem at all with the pagan roots of Christmas and Easter, Yule, Saturnalia, and Eostre.
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