Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Seoc Colla

July 14th, 2011, 8:17 am #1

An Austrian atheist has won official recognition to have his photograph showing him wearing a colander as religious headgear, on his driving licence.

Brilliant satire.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14135523
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July 14th, 2011, 12:54 pm #2

makes one wonder how atheism would affect our schools if left to them:

every child must pledge allegience to the veggie strainer and say their prayers to the sieve:



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July 14th, 2011, 1:21 pm #3

An Austrian atheist has won official recognition to have his photograph showing him wearing a colander as religious headgear, on his driving licence.

Brilliant satire.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14135523
The colander is fitting headwear for those with strained brains. JB
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July 14th, 2011, 1:33 pm #4

An Austrian atheist has won official recognition to have his photograph showing him wearing a colander as religious headgear, on his driving licence.

Brilliant satire.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14135523
That's my chuckle for the day so far. An intended chuckle even.
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July 14th, 2011, 1:34 pm #5

makes one wonder how atheism would affect our schools if left to them:

every child must pledge allegience to the veggie strainer and say their prayers to the sieve:


Ah, you obviously are a mockeroni lover.

Choose today, your pasta. Will it be the narrow road, spaghetti? Or the wide road, mockeroni?

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July 14th, 2011, 2:02 pm #6

makes one wonder how atheism would affect our schools if left to them:

every child must pledge allegience to the veggie strainer and say their prayers to the sieve:


... why not atheists?

How is the Flying Spaghetti Monster any different than your cosmic Jewish zombie?

(they both don't exist)

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"Forget Jesus! Stars died so you could be here today." -- Dr. Lawrence Krauss, theoretical physicist
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July 14th, 2011, 2:04 pm #7

the spagehtti monster would be less of a STRAIN on your BRAIN
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July 14th, 2011, 2:06 pm #8

Ah, you obviously are a mockeroni lover.

Choose today, your pasta. Will it be the narrow road, spaghetti? Or the wide road, mockeroni?
when in STRAIN do as the strainers:D
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July 14th, 2011, 2:09 pm #9

the spagehtti monster would be less of a STRAIN on your BRAIN
No STRAIN at all in worshiping the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Every Friday you get to dress up as a pirate.

And heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory! Yay!!!

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"Forget Jesus! Stars died so you could be here today." -- Dr. Lawrence Krauss, theoretical physicist
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July 14th, 2011, 2:14 pm #10

when in STRAIN do as the strainers:D
Mondo will have to clean up the mess! JB
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