15 signs you are dealing with one of God's "chosen"

15 signs you are dealing with one of God's "chosen"

Joined: April 17th, 2006, 10:37 pm

May 6th, 2012, 3:39 am #1

I thought this was a good one, I've heard this all before:

http://jeromyj.com/mendingshift/2011/04 ... ds-chosen/

Others who dont agree with me are unbiblical while I am always biblical.
The original Greek/Hebrew is never pulled out to support other peoples point, but always my own.
Others who come to different conclusions than me while reading the same Bible are twisting scripture, while I always know and speak the untwisted version.
Satan has blinded the minds of others when they do not see things they way I see them. My mind is never blinded.
If anyone strongly disagrees with what I believe then they are a Heretic.
Any verbal Christian who disagrees with what I think scripture says is a wolf in sheeps clothing.
The gospel that I preach is always the same gospel that Paul preached. Anyone who differs from what I preach is preaching a different gospel than Paul and is therefore an anathema and cursed.
If I can use more words (the bigger the better) than others in a comment thread, I win.
If anyone sways from the penal substitution theory of atonement, then they do not believe in the Jesus or God of the Bible.
Orthodox belief is always what I believe.
Others are on slippery slopes, not me.
I have a pure reading and understanding of scripture; my opinion, preferences, culture, personal beliefs and upbringing have absolutely no influence in my biblical understanding.
I am always part of Gods in-crowd.
There is an absolute Truth, and I know it. Anyone who disagrees with me is believing and speaking lies. Satan has deceived them.
In the end, me and my God will win. Youll see.
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Joined: March 8th, 2007, 6:53 am

May 6th, 2012, 5:02 am #2

shown that to Nucc?????

lmao....!
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Joined: April 17th, 2006, 10:37 pm

May 6th, 2012, 5:35 am #3

But....I WIN!!!!

Okay, you can put the crown on my head now, you scripture-twisting, heretical, wolf in sheep's clothing. =)

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Tim
Tim

May 6th, 2012, 6:07 am #4

Live from New York its Saturday Night!....

Thanks for the comedy Kate, laughter is good

Bro Tim
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Joined: October 1st, 2006, 10:04 am

May 6th, 2012, 7:19 am #5

I thought this was a good one, I've heard this all before:

http://jeromyj.com/mendingshift/2011/04 ... ds-chosen/

Others who dont agree with me are unbiblical while I am always biblical.
The original Greek/Hebrew is never pulled out to support other peoples point, but always my own.
Others who come to different conclusions than me while reading the same Bible are twisting scripture, while I always know and speak the untwisted version.
Satan has blinded the minds of others when they do not see things they way I see them. My mind is never blinded.
If anyone strongly disagrees with what I believe then they are a Heretic.
Any verbal Christian who disagrees with what I think scripture says is a wolf in sheeps clothing.
The gospel that I preach is always the same gospel that Paul preached. Anyone who differs from what I preach is preaching a different gospel than Paul and is therefore an anathema and cursed.
If I can use more words (the bigger the better) than others in a comment thread, I win.
If anyone sways from the penal substitution theory of atonement, then they do not believe in the Jesus or God of the Bible.
Orthodox belief is always what I believe.
Others are on slippery slopes, not me.
I have a pure reading and understanding of scripture; my opinion, preferences, culture, personal beliefs and upbringing have absolutely no influence in my biblical understanding.
I am always part of Gods in-crowd.
There is an absolute Truth, and I know it. Anyone who disagrees with me is believing and speaking lies. Satan has deceived them.
In the end, me and my God will win. Youll see.


Thanks Kate.

(Oh no, I am getting this itching to post this over THERE...)

Haha..

Love
Jackie




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Tim
Tim

May 6th, 2012, 8:57 am #6

Antichrist should not lovingly slam Christ believer.

That FIRES ME UP!!!!

Jesus is the Son of GOD Almighty.

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Joined: July 20th, 2009, 1:33 pm

May 6th, 2012, 11:19 am #7

I thought this was a good one, I've heard this all before:

http://jeromyj.com/mendingshift/2011/04 ... ds-chosen/

Others who dont agree with me are unbiblical while I am always biblical.
The original Greek/Hebrew is never pulled out to support other peoples point, but always my own.
Others who come to different conclusions than me while reading the same Bible are twisting scripture, while I always know and speak the untwisted version.
Satan has blinded the minds of others when they do not see things they way I see them. My mind is never blinded.
If anyone strongly disagrees with what I believe then they are a Heretic.
Any verbal Christian who disagrees with what I think scripture says is a wolf in sheeps clothing.
The gospel that I preach is always the same gospel that Paul preached. Anyone who differs from what I preach is preaching a different gospel than Paul and is therefore an anathema and cursed.
If I can use more words (the bigger the better) than others in a comment thread, I win.
If anyone sways from the penal substitution theory of atonement, then they do not believe in the Jesus or God of the Bible.
Orthodox belief is always what I believe.
Others are on slippery slopes, not me.
I have a pure reading and understanding of scripture; my opinion, preferences, culture, personal beliefs and upbringing have absolutely no influence in my biblical understanding.
I am always part of Gods in-crowd.
There is an absolute Truth, and I know it. Anyone who disagrees with me is believing and speaking lies. Satan has deceived them.
In the end, me and my God will win. Youll see.

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a proposition that is implied by its own negation is necessarily true
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rejected and denied by many, accepted and embraced by few : falsifiability
- it is not what we (think we) know that matters, it is what we can show true that does
as the maxim demands; truth is demonstrably fact and fact is demonstrably true
everything else ... mere BS -


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Joined: October 1st, 2006, 10:04 am

May 6th, 2012, 4:39 pm #8

Antichrist should not lovingly slam Christ believer.

That FIRES ME UP!!!!

Jesus is the Son of GOD Almighty.
I am polite beyond belief with Christ believer.

Antichrist, Tim? YOU are an antichrist to Christ Believer, more so than I, cos I AM from another planet so nothing much is expected of me, but YOU....


It seems you are easily fired up. Where is your B A L A N C E , Tim?

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Tim
Tim

May 6th, 2012, 7:59 pm #9

It seems you are easily fired up. Where is your B A L A N C E , Tim?
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Balance?.. Balance of what?.. And where can it be found?

Bro Tim
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Joined: March 8th, 2007, 6:53 am

May 6th, 2012, 11:28 pm #10

But....I WIN!!!!

Okay, you can put the crown on my head now, you scripture-twisting, heretical, wolf in sheep's clothing. =)

For your viewing pleasure:

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ROTFL
SNL was at the top if it's game lol....the church lady was aroung '86 or so if i remember....

toooo funny.

can you say....Saaaaytaan?

lol
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