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Use it to launch diseased carcasses into enemy coastal forts/castles. They can practice on the seaside mansions of the lunatic leftard Hollywood elite.seasick.warships1discussionboards wrote: The Pumpkin gun can fill in for the 155mm until there is ammo for it.
Jealous much?BSmittyVA wrote: I have a better option.
Strip the interior. Turn them in to Presidential yachts to satisfy Donny's ego. Melt down some gold bars from Ft Knox to appeal to Donny's love of gaudy gold leaf everywhere, including a topless-optional water slide to the lido deck appropriately entitled "The Golden Shower".
Rename them USS Stormy, USS McDougal and of course, USS Putin. (Secret Service code names, Lies, Corruption, and of course, Collusion). The first two names are in recognition of Donny's exemplary service avoiding venereal disease (his personal Vietnam).
Base them in New York, Florida, and of course, St. Petersburg.
Free cruises for all Mar-a-Lago Gold Club members. Separate porn star and Russian hooker entrance, of course.
Reduce manning costs by hiring only foreign workers, preferably Russian, no Mexicans or Puerto Ricans. I mean it's hard to find Americans who will work for slave labor rates.
Just beware the seafood.
I'm glad you enjoyed my whimsical post.Phoenix04 wrote:
My stupid fat fingers hit the like button by accident.