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July 10th, 2018, 7:10 pm #11

Put warp pods on it.

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Joined: November 6th, 2012, 1:52 am

July 11th, 2018, 3:33 am #12

Can you strengthen the bow enough to use it to shave ice from those large bergs calving from Antarctica? Could probably recoup their cost by selling on the luxury market!
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Joined: May 28th, 2013, 7:37 pm

July 11th, 2018, 7:57 pm #13

Sell it to Club Med?  more seriously put a giant radar on it an employ for ABM otherwise an expensive arsenal ship with many cruise missiles?
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July 12th, 2018, 4:35 am #14

Duct tape up any gaps and turn it into a sub.
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July 12th, 2018, 4:49 am #15

The Pumpkin gun can fill in for the 155mm until there is ammo for it.
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July 12th, 2018, 8:59 am #16

seasick.warships1discussionboards wrote: The Pumpkin gun can fill in for the 155mm until there is ammo for it.
Use it to launch diseased carcasses into enemy coastal forts/castles.  They can practice on the seaside mansions of the lunatic leftard Hollywood elite.
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Joined: June 22nd, 2007, 10:58 pm

July 12th, 2018, 11:19 am #17

I have a better option.  

Strip the interior.  Turn them in to Presidential yachts to satisfy Donny's ego.  Melt down some gold bars from Ft Knox to appeal to Donny's love of gaudy gold leaf everywhere, including a topless-optional water slide to the lido deck appropriately entitled "The Golden Shower".

Rename them USS Stormy, USS McDougal and of course, USS Putin.  (Secret Service code names, Lies, Corruption, and of course, Collusion).  The first two names are in recognition of Donny's exemplary service avoiding venereal disease (his personal Vietnam). 

Base them in New York, Florida, and of course, St. Petersburg.  

Free cruises for all Mar-a-Lago Gold Club members.  Separate porn star and Russian hooker entrance, of course.

Reduce manning costs by hiring only foreign workers, preferably Russian, no Mexicans or Puerto Ricans.  I mean it's hard to find Americans who will work for slave labor rates. 

Just beware the seafood.
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Joined: September 30th, 2003, 5:00 pm

July 12th, 2018, 11:58 am #18

Then we could shoot Trump out of one of those guns 
Without communications, all I control is my desk, and that is not a very lethal weapon."
Gen. T.S. Power, CINCSAC, May 1959
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Joined: June 18th, 2015, 7:51 am

July 12th, 2018, 12:22 pm #19

BSmittyVA wrote: I have a better option.  

Strip the interior.  Turn them in to Presidential yachts to satisfy Donny's ego.  Melt down some gold bars from Ft Knox to appeal to Donny's love of gaudy gold leaf everywhere, including a topless-optional water slide to the lido deck appropriately entitled "The Golden Shower".

Rename them USS Stormy, USS McDougal and of course, USS Putin.  (Secret Service code names, Lies, Corruption, and of course, Collusion).  The first two names are in recognition of Donny's exemplary service avoiding venereal disease (his personal Vietnam). 

Base them in New York, Florida, and of course, St. Petersburg.  

Free cruises for all Mar-a-Lago Gold Club members.  Separate porn star and Russian hooker entrance, of course.

Reduce manning costs by hiring only foreign workers, preferably Russian, no Mexicans or Puerto Ricans.  I mean it's hard to find Americans who will work for slave labor rates. 

Just beware the seafood.
Jealous much?

My stupid fat fingers hit the like button by accident. 
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Joined: June 22nd, 2007, 10:58 pm

July 12th, 2018, 12:50 pm #20

Phoenix04 wrote:
Jealous much?

My stupid fat fingers hit the like button by accident. 
I'm glad you enjoyed my whimsical post.

Not jealous, no.  Gaudy gold leaf doesn't appeal to my libtard aesthetic.   

I prefer my lies subtle and infrequent, and my porn stars only on late night, pay-per-view TV (or the Internet).  I'm not really pro-racism, fascism or corruption. And I still feel the Russians are the enemy (still even more-so than Republicans) and the EU, NATO and Canada are our friends.

Guess call me old-fashioned.  

Anyway, this is starting to get too political for the Navy board.  
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