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Joined: March 11th, 2007, 12:59 pm

September 27th, 2011, 2:39 am #1

Some people have their priorities right!!!!!

Enjoy

A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of
his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a
truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the
accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney
started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.

"You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"

"OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer.

"My Rolex !!"
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keeperoftime
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September 27th, 2011, 2:44 am #2

LOL!
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hennabav
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September 27th, 2011, 5:51 am #3

Some people have their priorities right!!!!!

Enjoy

A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of
his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a
truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the
accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney
started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.

"You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"

"OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer.

"My Rolex !!"
Great lesson to us all!! Keep your Rolexes on your right arm....LOL JK!!!

Best,
Jon
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Joined: October 2nd, 2010, 8:24 pm

September 27th, 2011, 11:08 am #4

Some people have their priorities right!!!!!

Enjoy

A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of
his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a
truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the
accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney
started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.

"You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"

"OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer.

"My Rolex !!"
I don't get it?

J. Falk
LL.M.


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dynhm6
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Joined: October 28th, 2008, 1:36 am

September 28th, 2011, 2:11 am #5

Some people have their priorities right!!!!!

Enjoy

A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of
his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a
truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the
accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney
started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.

"You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"

"OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer.

"My Rolex !!"
...it was about a yuppie who lost his hand after wrecking his BMW. How times've changed.
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Joined: January 1st, 1970, 12:00 am

September 28th, 2011, 4:56 am #6



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