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Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:52 pm #1

There once was a lacrosse player who could really do nothing all winter long. Even the winter league was too boring, but along came March. And march he did until all the forum users drank
all his beer, leaving him sober and alone. But unfortunately the Toronto Rock started to gather 'round and the players started to chant his name. "Gary, Gary, Gary" chanted the crowd as they
ate $1 hot dogs at the risk of getting food poisoning from the horrible onions that came straight from an old smelly duffle bag drenched in the sweat of a hot summer night in the Niagara region.
Stop! yelled a flock of American tourists who had never seen such wild, irresponsible displays of rampant Canadian-newfie-ism. But they took a few dozen dogs back across the frozen river
to eat while they watched the nascar race drinking good 'ol bathtub moonshine. Unfortunate for them it was made from the leftovers of previous weeks' awesome celebration party after the
police recognized the stolen cup as being the one to have gone missing when the champions passed out at the local watering hole because of the screech punch and pickled onions. Meanwhile back at the arena, the
washrooms quickly filled with disgruntled lacrosse fans who's team lost the all star game. They garthered 'round the lucky urinal, beer in one hand, popcorn in the other doing what you do at a civilized discussion.
Suddenly the door exploded off it's hinges, and in walked Colin Popeye Doyle. "Riddle me this" he said. "What do you get when you cross a duck with curdled milk, rennet and acidification?" "A cheese quacker of course!"
They all yelled "Ron Cheated!!!" He was holding an illegal performance de-hancing drug which he poured into the lucky urinal while he thought noone was looking. All of a sudden Colin Doyle appeared in the distance, again,
holding a bloody lacrosse stick. With a sadistic smirk, he announced he was traded and swiftly turned. Cackling, he ran down tha hall and tripped and fell right into the black hole called 'San Jose'
Once he landed, he immediately headed to the beach where he ran into his old lady. "Colin! who was that man in the clown mask?" "The ref sporting new outfits"responded Colin. "They all have a reson to be laughed with"
"Hey, here comes Gary!" said the joker to the clown. "What the heck is wrong with the refs, can't we all just get along?" Back in the Durham region a favourable wind had begun and the fans stood up as Prime Minister Harper
began to hand the cup to the deserving captain of the Minto Cup winning team from the lovely little boondocks of Nunavut. Once the ceremony was over the losing team, Whitby began drinking their sorrows away at the local Don
Cherry's and talking about what could have been if only the arena had been painted like the Sistine Chapel with fingers of chickens nailed to the dressing room doors. Then they grabbed their doggie bags and a case of Lucky
Lager and headed to Australia. Meanwhile in London, the national field hockey team got whooped by trading their sticks for funny looking sticks with nets! "Today is the greatest day, the sun is shining, and Evans is on his way
to meet his brother who Patti adored". Suddenly the thread was hijacked by someone who couldn't understand how to contribute to a marinara sauce made from delicious green tomatoes and red hot banana paste.
"This tastes like a $1 hot dog" said a very wise and formidable member of the Beaches who makes his own marinara sauce. That being said, we now return to our regularly scheduled TSN broadcast of the Toronto st pats 1922 Stanley Cup,
brought to you by the very fine folks at Canadian Plumbing. Suddenly, outside the window appeared the haunting ghost or Mr. Buttcrack, who always had a wise 'crack' for the folks. "What do you get when you mix a
newfie and a lacrosse tournament scheduling convenor?" "World championships he quipped!" "No, a 'bye'"she said with a sly grin on her face whil eating chocolate bon bons with cherries in nothing but a lace teddy. But a hockey lace teddy
with 2 cups to cover the naughty bits and 3 bottles of tequilla in hand. "Pass the lemon and salt!" Shouted a drunken Gaels fan while stumbling down the sidewalk, shaking her 'junk'. Once this lacrosse season starts,
I'll bet nobody notices that my awesome jewelry collection jingles when I break dance at mid floor. Meanwhile over in Orangeville the Tony Rose arena was hopping with scantily clad bunnies
and their left over easter eggs. Everyone on the hunt to find the golden egg that was lost a week prior to the beginning of the training camps. Up in the bush, things started to get really crazy.
That and this, this and that can really mess up your mind when the side effects of this and that consist of weird dreams and night terrors. Finally the season was about to begin and Mike said "I
have to fix my singed eyebrows and purple coloured toenails painted when the ladies ran afoul of a deranged criminal mastermind, the evil Dr. Zeuss" Suddenly a cat in giant galoshes wielding an unsightly keilbassa in one hand and...
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:17 pm #2

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Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:40 am #6

this? I wanted Tender Vittles!"
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Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:30 pm #9

Having settled that, they went...
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