I got drunk and woke up here

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I got drunk and woke up here

Doc J
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07 May 2006, 01:05 #1

Gesh! the places I find myself when I wake up..... :blink:
I forgot to compensate for the natural rotation of the earth.
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07 May 2006, 03:16 #2

Just be glad there's no hair dressers and their concubines here harping on you about your location :D
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07 May 2006, 04:00 #3

SAY BRO ! . . . .Welcome to the other side of the fence ! ;)
"Any day above ground is a good one !"
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07 May 2006, 04:16 #4

you do have an interesting family :D
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07 May 2006, 04:20 #5

Of all the places on all thge internetDoc, you'd be hard pressed to wind up in a better place than here.
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Doc J
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07 May 2006, 15:28 #6

Franz© @ May 6 2006, 11:20 PM wrote: Of all the places on all thge internetDoc, you'd be hard pressed to wind up in a better place than here.
Yup.. Old Far*ts, Grave Diggers, Drunks, and people with guns,
It's don't get much better then this unless there is free beer and women.
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07 May 2006, 15:52 #7

Doc there was free drinks and available wimmen at the wedding LN drug me to yesterday. I even took my .32 pocket auto along, never know when somebody's gonna need shootin around this town any more.

Let me tell ya, I have no idea why so many wimmen showed up in black dresses, but weren't any of them in black who coulda been mistaken for a member of the Karen Carpenter Bolemia Club. When they went ta dancin & whoopin it up, I was wonderin about the structural makeup of the building, bein on the second floor and all. Maybe they figured they can also wear them black outfits ta funerals too, so it was a good investment.

LN told me I looked so hot in that getup she made me wear I'd have to beat wimmen off with a stick. I figured I'd take one along, but all I could smuggle in was a wooden spoon. LN saw that woman beater in my pocket, and confiscated it right quick. I was glad I brought the gun along. The majority of foxes were the waitresses. It was downright disheartening.
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08 May 2006, 03:47 #8

Ah yes, the little "Tom Cat" ( or you got one of dem dar cheepies )

??? Uncle Franz... Did Marko make you lie down to tie your tie???
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08 May 2006, 04:04 #9

Doc, I'll haveyou know I tied that sucker myself, in a full upright position. Then, LN demonstrated that I had left her a little too much free end to take a wrap around her hand, and make me heal, so I retied it in a manner that left the tightening end 2" shorter than the loosening end.

Of course, she had to then spend a full 2 minutes adjusting the damnable thing.
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08 May 2006, 21:43 #10

Was it a Double Windsor or as pictured? :P

Egon :D
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11 May 2006, 01:49 #11

Good one....................... :lol:
I forgot to compensate for the natural rotation of the earth.
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12 May 2006, 10:39 #12

free drinks and available wimmen
Reads good but can anyone remember Why? :(

Egon ;) :(
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