Bluto wants to return.

Bluto wants to return.

Joined: April 27th, 2003, 11:37 pm

April 1st, 2007, 8:42 pm #1



Says he's ingested 'several' bars of Ivory soap over the past few days and due to that and the fact that the V-chip installed surgically into his buttocks gives him a 120 volt zappo in the backo everytime he utters the EF-word and when he gargles he becomes the human Lawrence Welk Show, that his potty-mouth is all cured now.
He and his #1 agent Liquid to meet with Commissioner Igstein over his 'baaahnning' matter in 3 weeks. Also said, "that if he knew Brett Favre were gay he would never have come over to the Viking Board in the first place". Which leads some Board experts into believing that he is not only still delusional, but suffers heavily from "mouse tendencies". A harmless disease, that though isn't curable, is treatable.
Last edited by Juve-Vike on April 1st, 2007, 8:43 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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