TWB - I got my parents' sense of humor...

TWB - I got my parents' sense of humor...

Joined: May 22nd, 2016, 10:05 pm

September 5th, 2017, 4:01 pm #1

... That's why they don't have one any more.

rim shot Tsshk!
Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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Joined: January 4th, 2015, 12:41 pm

September 5th, 2017, 4:17 pm #2

. . . in a jar in my closet. It's the source of my powers.

Too dark?
"Vox populi, vox humbug!"
- William Tecumseh Sherman
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Joined: September 11th, 2014, 5:58 pm

September 5th, 2017, 8:06 pm #3

... That's why they don't have one any more.

rim shot Tsshk!
..they used to be my ears!
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Joined: September 12th, 2014, 3:32 am

September 5th, 2017, 8:15 pm #4

. . . in a jar in my closet. It's the source of my powers.

Too dark?
In the World of Warcraft MMORPG, the players and use a command to have their avatar tell a joke. one of the female undead jokes was "Yes, they're real! They're not MINE, but the're REAL!"

shows self the door
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Joined: May 22nd, 2016, 10:05 pm

September 5th, 2017, 9:08 pm #5

. . . in a jar in my closet. It's the source of my powers.

Too dark?
Warning, it's Tom Lehrer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjPhFSlhOuQ
Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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Joined: January 1st, 1970, 12:00 am

September 6th, 2017, 3:44 am #6

... That's why they don't have one any more.

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... Got their grey hair from me.

Doc.
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Joined: September 12th, 2014, 3:32 am

September 6th, 2017, 3:51 am #7

Unlike me, I got my grey hairs from my last boss, the [redacted] [redacted] [REALLY, REALLY redacted] [Really? with a goat?!?!].

(Can you tell I didn't like him much?)
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Joined: October 8th, 2014, 2:05 pm

September 6th, 2017, 11:15 pm #8

... Got their grey hair from me.

Doc.
I got my gray hair from my kids, but I lost my hair thanks to genes I inherited from both my parents. "Male pattern baldness" would be a miracle.
If it ain't broke, I'll fix it!
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