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Joined: December 8th, 2014, 2:38 pm

September 22nd, 2017, 1:31 pm #1

He's dreaming about baseball?? I don't get it....
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Joined: October 8th, 2014, 2:05 pm

September 22nd, 2017, 1:48 pm #2

I think he's thinking he hit a home run.
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Joined: January 4th, 2015, 12:41 pm

September 22nd, 2017, 1:50 pm #3

He's dreaming about baseball?? I don't get it....
As "The Simpsons" put it, "think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts."

If you've got the time, look up Woody Allen's old standup routine about it. It's pretty great.
"Vox populi, vox humbug!"
- William Tecumseh Sherman
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Joined: February 9th, 2017, 10:02 am

September 22nd, 2017, 2:17 pm #4

He's dreaming about baseball?? I don't get it....
... a home run, i think.

Being English i'm not 100% on the use of the term but as i understand it, it's an indication that the night is going well.

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Joined: June 28th, 2016, 1:33 pm

September 22nd, 2017, 2:26 pm #5

As simply as possible.

First Base - Kissing (Mouth to Mouth, possibly Frenching)
Second Base - Copping a feel (touching breasts)
Third Base - Hands in the pants (also includes various "-jobs" which I won't bother to get into describing)
Home Run - Actual Intercourse

There's a bunch of other metaphors for sex related to baseball as well. There's a wikipedia article on it.

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Joined: January 4th, 2015, 12:41 pm

September 22nd, 2017, 2:27 pm #6

As "The Simpsons" put it, "think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts."

If you've got the time, look up Woody Allen's old standup routine about it. It's pretty great.
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"Vox populi, vox humbug!"
- William Tecumseh Sherman
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Joined: September 10th, 2016, 2:30 pm

September 22nd, 2017, 2:33 pm #7

As "The Simpsons" put it, "think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts."

If you've got the time, look up Woody Allen's old standup routine about it. It's pretty great.
"Just think about baseball" is actually a common-enough reply when someone's trying to mentally think unsexy thoughts. "So I think about baseball" and variations are when someone's saying what they did/do in a situation.


Frank Drebin and Jane from the first "Naked Gun movie."

Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous.
Frank: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
Jane: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Frank: I used to have that problem.
Jane: What did you do about it?
Frank: I just think about baseball.
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Joined: April 12th, 2017, 1:51 pm

September 22nd, 2017, 3:04 pm #8

As "The Simpsons" put it, "think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts."

If you've got the time, look up Woody Allen's old standup routine about it. It's pretty great.
I think he's trying not to poke her in the ear.NT
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Joined: January 4th, 2015, 12:41 pm

September 22nd, 2017, 3:56 pm #9

"My brain hurts!"
"Vox populi, vox humbug!"
- William Tecumseh Sherman
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Joined: September 26th, 2014, 3:22 am

September 22nd, 2017, 4:11 pm #10

As "The Simpsons" put it, "think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts."

If you've got the time, look up Woody Allen's old standup routine about it. It's pretty great.
It might take more than a lumpy pillow to distract her from the screen right now.
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