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6:00 PM - May 31, 2018 #11

Please open your hymnals to Psalm 47:

It is by Caffeine alone we set our minds in motion.
It is by the beans of Java our thoughts acquire speed, our hands acquire shake, the shake becomes a warning:
It is by Caffeine alone we set our minds in motion.
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8:34 PM - May 31, 2018 #12

That's not a hymnal, that's a Mentat litany. 😁 Except in this case, it stains the teeth brown rather than the lips purple. 😋

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12:26 AM - Jun 01, 2018 #13

Thankfully, the attention span usually wanders off before I can do anything "useful"

DMSO & coffee beans? Tho 100mg or so of pure caffeine dissolved in a teaspoon might be interesting for those times you'd want to watch the snort output dumped right to the screen w/o an interface in the way
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2:53 AM - Jun 01, 2018 #14

I can think of many people both real and fictitious who would see a caffeinebot as their dream machine. One step short of connecting the drip pot to an IV.  
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3:56 AM - Jun 01, 2018 #15

It's - to misquote the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation - "Your Plastic Pal Who's Full of Coffee!" Though I rather doubt Sandy would appreciate having CoffeeBot waiting patiently outside the John - or the broom closet - while she's 'otherwise occupied'....
A little knowledge is..... the default setting.
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5:29 AM - Jun 01, 2018 #16

Mrs Sterling wants one for work and one for home. 
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6:56 AM - Jun 01, 2018 #17

PoisonOakMagnet wrote:
hinermad wrote:
Typeminer wrote: All of this has happened before and will happen again. You start out to build a cute little robot coffeemaker, and next thing you know, you're up to your ass in berserk killer cylons.😬
I was thinking Daleks. After filling everyone up with coffee they'll scoot around chanting "Eliminate! Eliminate!"
Subjugation through Caffeination.
This is a Dalek plot that could easily have worked. They get us all caffiened up, then, once humanity is hooked... switch us (secrety) to decaf. No one would have the energy to fight back.
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12:45 PM - Jun 01, 2018 #18

kelestra wrote:
PoisonOakMagnet wrote:
hinermad wrote:

I was thinking Daleks. After filling everyone up with coffee they'll scoot around chanting "Eliminate! Eliminate!"
Subjugation through Caffeination.
This is a Dalek plot that could easily have worked. They get us all caffiened up, then, once humanity is hooked... switch us (secrety) to decaf. No one would have the energy to fight back.
What are this weekend's winning lottery numbers?
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3:16 AM - Jun 02, 2018 #19

eddi wrote: I can think of many people both real and fictitious who would see a caffeinebot as their dream machine. One step short of connecting the drip pot to an IV.  
Girl Genius is the first comic I thought of when I saw that.
Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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7:25 AM - Jun 02, 2018 #20

Jelsemium wrote:
eddi wrote: I can think of many people both real and fictitious who would see a caffeinebot as their dream machine. One step short of connecting the drip pot to an IV.  
Girl Genius is the first comic I thought of when I saw that.
Wally over at Dilbert was my choice.
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