TWB 26Sept17

TWB 26Sept17

Joined: May 22nd, 2016, 10:05 pm

September 27th, 2017, 2:41 am #1

Oh, is that what they're calling it these days?
Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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Joined: July 31st, 2016, 12:48 pm

September 27th, 2017, 6:31 am #2

defragmenting the hard drive

cf. strip 821
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Joined: April 3rd, 2017, 5:57 pm

September 27th, 2017, 10:46 am #3

Oh, is that what they're calling it these days?
This was either the mother of all thinly veiled euphenisms or poor Doc just got shween-blocked by the household-plumbing..
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Joined: October 27th, 2014, 12:30 pm

September 27th, 2017, 11:52 am #4

Oh, is that what they're calling it these days?
I remember it being called wild uncontrolled sex.

I wonder if there are any signs that I might be getting up there in years...

Hay you kids get off my lawn!!! Damn whippersnapper kids they have no respect these days!

I cant think of anything off the top of my head...
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Joined: August 16th, 2016, 11:47 am

September 27th, 2017, 12:30 pm #5

I find myself "channeling" my dad more and more. Saying out loud stuff I shook my head at when dad said it.
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Joined: October 8th, 2014, 2:05 pm

September 27th, 2017, 12:39 pm #6

This was either the mother of all thinly veiled euphenisms or poor Doc just got shween-blocked by the household-plumbing..
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
- Red Green
If it ain't broke, I'll fix it!
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Joined: May 22nd, 2016, 10:05 pm

September 27th, 2017, 2:19 pm #7

I remember it being called wild uncontrolled sex.

I wonder if there are any signs that I might be getting up there in years...

Hay you kids get off my lawn!!! Damn whippersnapper kids they have no respect these days!

I cant think of anything off the top of my head...
"When I was your age..."
Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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Joined: September 29th, 2016, 1:55 am

September 27th, 2017, 6:08 pm #8

These days, I'm more inclined to quote John McClane "Sure, come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
Then comes the cussing as I bark my knuckles trying to get the firk-ding-blast faucet loose that someone thought it was a good idea to epoxy into the sink...
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Joined: October 27th, 2014, 12:30 pm

September 27th, 2017, 8:20 pm #9

"When I was your age..."
I have a really hard time remembering that far back!

I do remember walking to school 20 miles each way, in 30 feet of snow, in the 150 degree heat up hill both ways and being extremely grateful for the opportunity.
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Joined: October 6th, 2014, 7:12 pm

September 27th, 2017, 10:59 pm #10

I remember it being called wild uncontrolled sex.

I wonder if there are any signs that I might be getting up there in years...

Hay you kids get off my lawn!!! Damn whippersnapper kids they have no respect these days!

I cant think of anything off the top of my head...
...of Harry, Dan, and Christine. At one point, Harry is chewing out his clone:

"Stop that! It's childish, and silly, and stupid, and why do I think I've heard this exact *same* conversation before!"

[looks up in horror]

"Oh, HELL no...."
CF

"The right tool for the right job." [Anon.]
"Any tool can be the Right Tool." [Red Green]
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