TWB 2018.01.09

TWB 2018.01.09

Joined: August 14th, 2017, 10:03 pm

January 9th, 2018, 12:35 pm #1

Pobre Pirta, broken down so easily - a snow leopard living with a skunk, no less.
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Joined: May 22nd, 2016, 10:05 pm

January 9th, 2018, 6:29 pm #2

But the idea of Sandy sleeping with Doc. Sandy's always been EXTREMELY vocal about how no sane woman would EVER want to sleep with Doc.
Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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Joined: January 11th, 2016, 8:57 pm

January 9th, 2018, 8:34 pm #3

Pobre Pirta, broken down so easily - a snow leopard living with a skunk, no less.
Is she far enough out of it that she'll get a visit from The Jackal, and a warning about thinking too much?
Breakfast.com halted. Cereal port not ready.
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Joined: September 3rd, 2015, 4:40 pm

January 9th, 2018, 10:03 pm #4

... or someone will have to call Jake because anyone else who tries to hit her CNTRL-ALT-DELETE reset sequence will get beaten?
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Joined: May 22nd, 2016, 10:05 pm

January 10th, 2018, 12:13 am #5

If the Jackal would get clobbered if he hit Pirta's CTL-ALT-DEL button?
Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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Joined: October 11th, 2014, 3:36 am

January 10th, 2018, 1:44 am #6

Pobre Pirta, broken down so easily - a snow leopard living with a skunk, no less.
Resetting a mentally seized snow leopard is fairly simple to do, but can hazardous to anyone near by. The first requirement is to have really fast reflexes (especially fast feet), or the hide of a hundred year old rhino (bomb disposal gear maybe a suitable substitute).

The process of reset is as follows: first carefully grab the tail in one hand, then have the other hand at the posterior, either side will work just fine. Then simultaneously pull the tail and firmly grab & squeeze the rump. The restart-up should be almost instantaneous. And can be quite violent, thusly the need for the fast reflexes or a tough hide.
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Joined: August 14th, 2017, 10:03 pm

January 10th, 2018, 1:50 am #7

Before Doc's she was a server.

Someone just ask her for a menu and she'll pull out of it and reboot. Conditioned reflex.
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Joined: August 16th, 2016, 11:47 am

January 10th, 2018, 2:39 am #8

Flip her a penny and say "Here's your tip." And then run.
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Joined: August 16th, 2016, 11:47 am

January 10th, 2018, 2:39 am #9

Before Doc's she was a server.

Someone just ask her for a menu and she'll pull out of it and reboot. Conditioned reflex.
Flip her a penny and say "Here's your tip." And then run.
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Joined: May 22nd, 2016, 10:05 pm

January 10th, 2018, 3:53 am #10

Before Doc's she was a server.

Someone just ask her for a menu and she'll pull out of it and reboot. Conditioned reflex.
Supersoaker with ice water.
Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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