TWB - 11-22-17

Joined: May 22nd, 2016, 10:05 pm

November 22nd, 2017, 5:46 pm #1

I'm all agog. Will we find out the answer tomorrow, on American Thanksgiving? Or will we have a special holiday strip with Jinx and Roger roasting on an open fire?

I mean, Jinx and Roger roasting robots on an open fire?

Will Sandy slip out of her predicament with any dignity intact?

Will Swampy think to use the only fluid besides oil that he has available?

Will anybody in TWB world do any Black Friday shopping? Or will they be stuck in Black Fried Day?

Inquiring minds may or may not want to know.
Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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Joined: October 28th, 2014, 1:06 am

November 22nd, 2017, 7:56 pm #2

Wondering how it went from being Saint Patrick's Day yesterday, to Thanksgiving today.
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Joined: May 22nd, 2016, 10:05 pm

November 22nd, 2017, 8:22 pm #3

... Sorry I couldn't make it, I was trapped in a plastic wrapped, well oiled room with my boyfriend.

Did I ruin my good clothes? Why, no, Mom, my clothes were perfectly safe.

You probably don't want to know why.

Nope, no grandchildren on the way...

That I know of.

Yet.
Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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Joined: September 3rd, 2015, 4:40 pm

November 22nd, 2017, 10:12 pm #4

... "Oil? Oh I remember when your father surprised me with--"

"MOM THERE IS NOT ENOUGH BRAIN BLEACH IN THE WORLD FOR WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SAY!"
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Joined: October 8th, 2014, 2:05 pm

November 23rd, 2017, 1:17 am #5

"Oil? Lemon juice and baking soda gets oil out of fabric very easily."

"How do you know that, Mom?"

"When you went away to camp when you were twelve your father surprised me with a bottle of wine and some Wesson oil..."

"MOTHER! NO!"
If it ain't broke, I'll fix it!
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Joined: October 6th, 2014, 7:12 pm

November 23rd, 2017, 6:08 am #6

CF

"The right tool for the right job." [Anon.]
"Any tool can be the Right Tool." [Red Green]
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Joined: January 20th, 2016, 3:38 pm

November 23rd, 2017, 3:34 pm #7

Knowledge is not as simple as having the right answers. Knowledge is a way of finding them.
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Joined: November 30th, 2014, 1:36 am

November 26th, 2017, 10:44 pm #8

...but what would you expect from an author who writes books in Hooter's?

(as a joke I took him to the local Hooter's when he was passing through town on an author's tour. He thought it was great!)
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