Joined: 1:55 AM - Sep 29, 2016

2:24 AM - Aug 05, 2018 #21

We're dealing with animorphic polar bears, foxes and raccoons that play paintball, drink radioactive Mountain Dew, and fire off military ordinance on holidays.  A little Alice-in-Wonderland distortion I can handle.
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4:12 AM - Aug 05, 2018 #22

CW Glenn wrote:
DocsMachine wrote:
CW Glenn wrote:Oh lord, they're breaking out the protractors and slide rulers now.
-Hee! And note nobody noticed that a contact palm scanner still worked, despite each hand being roughly 50% larger or smaller, or that the retina/iris scanner still worked despite the same issue.

Or why they needed two separate retina scanners. 😁

And of course all of this in a comic where two guys incinerated themselves with a catapult full of fireworks and were then reconstituted back into a single creature by a can of Mountain Dew. 😆

Doc.
They're between panels, strange things happen there.
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4:10 PM - Aug 05, 2018 #23

AJSarge wrote: My recommendation for Jinx's future career (assuming he doesn't go full paintball) would be Security Consultant.  He's already got the qualifications, he just needs to turn them into an income.
He is already on Doc's payroll...
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5:13 PM - Aug 05, 2018 #24

digi_owl wrote:
AJSarge wrote: My recommendation for Jinx's future career (assuming he doesn't go full paintball) would be Security Consultant.  He's already got the qualifications, he just needs to turn them into an income.
He is already on Doc's payroll...
True but that's a job not a career (yet).
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8:30 PM - Aug 05, 2018 #25

PSadlon wrote: True but that's a job not a career (yet).
Yeah, it's not a career until you've stabbed somebody in the back.

Ordinarily shooting Kasi with an ARM while she was using her search radar would also qualify, but that was done off the clock.
If it ain't broke, I'll fix it!
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3:41 AM - Aug 06, 2018 #26

True, but I was talking full-time pay with benefits, opportunities to advance within the organization (in so far as one can), and a retirement package.
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8:48 AM - Aug 06, 2018 #27

That's so cute you think that Doc would have a retirement package. 😁

Like anyone would make it all the way to retirement. His retirement package is a free dustpan and a small box to store the remains in. 😁

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1:38 PM - Aug 06, 2018 #28

Well, a Viking funeral is technically a form of retirement.
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2:46 PM - Aug 06, 2018 #29

PSadlon wrote: Well, a Viking funeral is technically a form of retirement.
Only if they let you keep the boat.
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5:23 PM - Aug 06, 2018 #30

DocsMachine wrote: That's so cute you think that Doc would have a retirement package. 😁

Like anyone would make it all the way to retirement. His retirement package is a free dustpan and a small box to store the remains in. 😁

Doc.
Wow, that's way more than I was ever offered! My last full-time job ended with security escorting me off the premises. Not because I stole something, that's just the way layoffs are handled at that company.
Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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