Swampy's eyes

Joined: April 12th, 2018, 6:17 pm

April 12th, 2018, 7:16 pm #1

2 *days* with Swampy's eyes visible? Is this some sort of a record?!
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Joined: March 9th, 2018, 3:27 pm

April 12th, 2018, 7:55 pm #2

Sandy won't be happy when she sees this.
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Joined: March 6th, 2018, 8:17 am

April 13th, 2018, 12:17 am #3

I won't call this serious until I see if his tail's wagging.
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Joined: April 25th, 2016, 7:52 pm

April 13th, 2018, 12:42 am #4

eddi wrote: I won't call this serious until I see if his tail's wagging.
well, considering how well Sandy treats him, he's dumber than a pack of rocks to even look...
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Joined: January 1st, 1970, 12:00 am

April 13th, 2018, 1:39 am #5

corvairjay wrote:well, considering how well Sandy treats him, he's dumber than a pack of rocks to even look...
-Why? Looking is not touching.

A man is supposed to be able to look at any female he wishes, right up until the moment he joins up with one of them- after which he can't look at any of them, ever, at any time?

Bullcrap.

Yes, if swampy made any actual attempt at Jinx' sister, Sandy would have reason to fret. But again, as others have noted, Sandy herself was drooling over AJ just a few "minutes" ago. And it's worth keeping in mind that Sandy is already well aware of Swamps' lecherousness- there has to be at least a dozen strips in there with him leering or drooling or staring at Pirta, for example. (The one where he "dropped his ice pack" after Pirta decked him, the April Fools' when Pirta's clothes disappeared [in which he was obviously drooling] Sandy and Jake both caught him staring at Pirta's chest during the team meeting- with the bowl of Doritos he drooled in, and so on.)

We likely won't see it, but if Sandy were to show up, I think her only reaction would be to turn to Jessica and say "Hi, my name's Sandy. Don't mind him, his brain's mostly just there as a shock absorber."

😁

Doc.
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Joined: March 8th, 2004, 11:48 pm

April 13th, 2018, 1:47 am #6

DocsMachine wrote: A man is supposed to be able to look at any female he wishes, right up until the moment he joins up with one of them- after which he can't look at any of them, ever, at any time?

Bullcrap.
You have clearly never been married.
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Joined: October 8th, 2014, 2:05 pm

April 13th, 2018, 2:19 am #7

Mark-T wrote:You have clearly never been married.
Doc has a point. Sandy seems to understand that they're NOT married, and she understands that men will look whether their women like it or not.

Most of us guys should be so lucky to have a lady in our lives who accepts that.
If it ain't broke, I'll fix it!
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Joined: October 8th, 2014, 2:06 pm

April 13th, 2018, 2:21 am #8

Mark-T wrote:
DocsMachine wrote: A man is supposed to be able to look at any female he wishes, right up until the moment he joins up with one of them- after which he can't look at any of them, ever, at any time?

Bullcrap.
You have clearly never been married.
A woman who doesn't know and accept that her husband will look at other women shouldn't be married. Look, look, don't touch, just look.

This is a test. Explosions are a happy side effect.
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Joined: June 2nd, 2015, 3:34 am

April 13th, 2018, 2:51 am #9

hinermad wrote:
Mark-T wrote:You have clearly never been married.
Doc has a point. Sandy seems to understand that they're NOT married, and she understands that men will look whether their women like it or not.

Most of us guys should be so lucky to have a lady in our lives who accepts that.
Even better is one who points out the ones that I miss -- "HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE RACK ON HER!!!" 
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.
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Joined: March 6th, 2018, 8:17 am

April 13th, 2018, 8:06 am #10

DocsMachine wrote: We likely won't see it, but if Sandy were to show up, I think her only reaction would be to turn to Jessica and say "Hi, my name's Sandy. Don't mind him, his brain's mostly just there as a shock absorber."

😁

Doc.
That would have been fun to see. With Sandy straightening his hat as she said it. I'd make a bet she knows Jess from college.
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