Do we still one of those DARPA funded espresso machine prototypes?
You know, those RTG powered things for remote polar outposts?
Good, can you bring one to that coffee shop in town?
I need it ASAP."
...you know how these things go. And let NORAD know we're relocating them. We don't want a repeat of last year's Party in the Park.
Although those anti-ballistic missiles did make for some cool fireworks.