Cue Twilight Zone Music

Cue Twilight Zone Music

Joined: May 22nd, 2016, 10:05 pm

April 18th, 2017, 9:05 pm #1

The light's are on, but nobody's home? Did everybody leave in disgust because Cara wasn't there? Are they going to take their lives in their hands by jumping out and yelling "Surprise!" My cat reacts badly to being startled and he's kind of scary for a nine pound carnivore.

BTW, it just occurred to me that a more enticing sign than "It's not as bad as it used to be" might be "New Management! New Barista! New coffee machine!"
Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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Joined: January 11th, 2016, 8:57 pm

April 18th, 2017, 9:18 pm #2

....Might be more enticing, but would it be as funny?
Breakfast.com halted. Cereal port not ready.
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