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Note: I never claimed it wasn't deserved.Beejay5169 wrote:It's perfectly fair if Sir Isaac Newton is summoned to aid the smaller combatant.Antknot wrote: My younger brother: A. Pushed me down a flight of stairs. B. Rolled a miniature boulder( 5 gallon bucket sized) down hill on me.
"Ain't Gravity a b*tch!" - Sly Stallone, 'Cliffhanger'
Someone, when I was in high school, once observed that I could trip over a painted line on the gym floor. I had to agree . . . .jecook wrote: There's other things; I've never been exactly what you'd call graceful.
I managed to sneak out of my high chair and did a swan dive into the kitchen table. I only about two so I only know second hand. But I still have a vertical groove in my skull from it. And there was a visible scar until I was in my 30s when it faded.Jelsemium wrote: My father made a coffee table and specifically rounded off all the edges so we girls wouldn't get hurt on it. I whacked my head on it and needed stitches, anyway.