Zelda giving the Ocarina of Time to Link:
"Here, Link... keep it safe. It is the Ocarina of Time. Now, we will play the Song of Time."
*Zelda starts playing the ocarina*
*Link starts playing and blows a raspy high note*
"DAD. I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET THOSE CHEAP $12 OCARINAS FROM EBAY."
"What can we do? After Ganondorf invaded we've been on a tight budget."