Mr. Statkowski replied, "just as long as Beck's Beer is okay." Then Mr. High added, "Unless you forget where you put your beer down."
Now there's the rub. The nearest place to buy Beck's Beer is 107.2 miles away, and yes we are a wet city and county. But, Yuengling Beer
is now available in Kentucky, and is the oldest US brewing company starting in 1829.
That makes Beck's Beer the new upstart since their brewery opened in 1873. Since the Yuengling brewery was in Pottsville, Pennsylvania and didn't go north to New England till this century, it didn't travel on the New Haven Railroad.
For this breach I apologize to the thread police
and throw myself (or felldown dead drunk
) at their feet for mercy before they
start writing the citation.