Curb is my favourite comedy ever. Of all 6 seasons, I would probably say Season 2 is my favourite, so many classic episodes and lines in that one. The ending to Season 6 is brilliant though, the best ending yet.
My favourite Season 2 moments (doesn't include my favourite moment - the start of the Car Salesman episode where he's watching Springer and he walks out the room doing an impression of one of the guests on those types of shows. 'FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!...':
Dana: I notice this is a GT and the brochure says there's a model called the GTS. Now what is the difference between the GT and the GTS?
Larry: Okay, the GTS is "guaranteed tremendous saftey."
Dana: So, without the "S," it's just "guaranteed tremendous"?
Donald: Are you Jewish?
Larry: Do you wanna check my penis?
Donald: You know what you are? You're a self-loathing Jew.
Larry David: Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
Larry: This isn't our food.
Cheryl: Did you check the order before you left?
Larry: Yeah, I did, but I decided to take the wrong food home. Thank you for inquiring.
Larry: How could you not go in with an ace high? Oh, you c**t, what a c**t!
Larry: How were the garlic noodles the other night?
Alan Wasserman: What?
Larry: The garlic noodles?
Alan Wasserman: I didn't touch your garlic noodles.
Larry: I didn't say you touched my garlic noodles. They were your garlic noodles.
Alan Wasserman: Right.
Larry: But you did touch the shrimp.
Jeff Greene: All of the women at HBO, they don't want to work with you.
Larry David: Oh, come on. That's ridiculous.
Jeff Greene: They think you're a misogynist.
Larry David: Why, 'cause I called the guy a cunt? So what!
Jeff Greene: 'Cause you called the guy a cunt.
Larry David: Big deal, I call men pricks all the time, men want to work with me.
Jeff Greene: Well, cunt's worse.
Larry David: Cunt's not worse. Pricks and cunts, they're equal. Pricks, cunts, come on. They balance out.
Jeff Greene: No, cunt is worse. Cunt's much heavier.
Larry David: Why? Why is cunt heavier?
Jeff Greene: I never questioned, it just is.
Larry David: That's sexist to me! Come on.
Larry: This is very good, by the way. Thank you. Is this a cafe latte? What is that? Milk..
Starbucks employee: Milk, uh..
Larry: Milk and coffee.
Starbucks employee: Milk and coffee, yeah.
Larry: Milk and coffee! Who would've thought? Milk and coffee!
Cheryl: You know, we need to go now.
Larry: Oh my god, what a drink! It's milk and coffee mixed together! You've gotta go there! Sit down, have a doughnut! Have a bagel!...