This made me laugh today...

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This made me laugh today...

the unseen
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08 Dec 2010, 22:42 #1

What made you laugh today?

Here's what made ME (the unseen) laugh today...



W.C. Fields in "Mrs. Wiggs of the Cabbage Patch", grand entrance @ about 40 mins in!

:D :D

"J'ai une âme solitaire" (H. Smith) ::: TU™ : knows! ::: TU™ : he who lurks...in the shadows :::
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worthless recluse
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09 Dec 2010, 00:26 #2

"While we do not wish in any way to detract from devotion to Our Lady, we would also wish to avoid anything which might lead to superstition."

Deserted Village
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Grease For Roads
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10 Dec 2010, 13:32 #3

Somebody gave me a Jehovah's Witness advent calendar. Every time you open a door someone tells you to fuck off.
A Worried Man,Apr 25 2017, 12:18 AM

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Head Gardener
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10 Dec 2010, 13:46 #4

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Snowy
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10 Dec 2010, 13:55 #5

Grease For Roads @ Dec 10 2010, 01:32 PM wrote: Somebody gave me a Jehovah's Witness advent calendar. Every time you open a door someone tells you to fuck off.
:lol:


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the unseen
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14 Dec 2010, 20:08 #6

Achtung!

BIGLOLZ!

White-out!

Went on the Autobahn today, accelerated, snow from the bonnet (AE: hood) rushing up...

...white-out!

Couldn't see, so I braked...snow from the roof rushing down...

...white-out (times two (2))!

Bit scary, but I've been LOLling ever since!


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21 Dec 2010, 10:57 #7

The historick Bard of the Season is Black Country Jester Mister Nodrick HOLDER, a Simpleton condemn’d to sport twin Cheek-Beards to warm the scant Contents of his HEAD. Advent does begin not with the first of December but with a Filigree-clad HOLDER’S screech’d Exhortation that it is CHREEEEESTMAAAAS.
http://thequietus.com/articles/05470-dr ... tmas-music
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José Raúl
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21 Dec 2011, 21:33 #8

I'm very grateful.
Totemo kansha shite imasu.




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Cappuccino and a slice of quiche
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21 Dec 2011, 21:45 #9

I've got no time for intellectual music eg Hergest Ridge
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29 Dec 2011, 12:26 #10

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spoon99
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29 Dec 2011, 16:44 #11

Texas governor and potential presidential candidate Rick Perry's discovery just last week that he no longer supports abortion even in case of rape or incest. That made me laugh today.
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rainmaster
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05 Jan 2012, 21:48 #12

Some unfortunate motoring events in town today.

On filling up my car with petrol, a bit of a commotion ensued as a car and driver in the wash got stranded when the wash packed up mid-cycle. Various staff scratching their heads as to how to get the car and occupant out with a brush stuck at the back and front of the vehicle.

Trundled over the road to Sainsbury's just in time to see a Rover 25 driven by an elderly chap reverse into one of the covered trolley parks. They fold up quite alarmingly on impact I noticed. :D

On returning from the shop, the car in the wash was still in there...
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Snowy
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05 Jan 2012, 21:51 #13

Fenton the Dog

Apologies if this has been circulated before


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rainmaster
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05 Jan 2012, 22:00 #14

Snowy @ Jan 5 2012, 09:51 PM wrote: Fenton the Dog

Apologies if this has been circulated before
:lol: :applaud:
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Aubrey The Cat
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05 Jan 2012, 22:02 #15

Fenton is such a good name for a dog.
"... a shiftless person, roving and magotie-headed, and sometimes little better than crased."
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Aubrey The Cat
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05 Jan 2012, 22:05 #16

Not today, but I can often chortle to myself over the word Ward, as used in Batman stories.
"... a shiftless person, roving and magotie-headed, and sometimes little better than crased."
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Snowy
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05 Jan 2012, 22:05 #17

rainmaster @ Jan 5 2012, 10:00 PM wrote:
Snowy @ Jan 5 2012, 09:51 PM wrote: Fenton the Dog

Apologies if this has been circulated before
:lol: :applaud:
Apparently the bloke is an editor at the Grauniad.

Also, where is that Cats vs Dogs thread :lol:


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José Raúl
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22 Jan 2012, 00:35 #18



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22 Jan 2012, 00:37 #19

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22 Jan 2012, 10:26 #20

Cappuccino and a slice of quiche @ Dec 22 2011, 09:45 AM wrote: This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj9 ... r_embedded
Some of that sounds like the soundtrack to 2001 A Space Odyssey.
His neighbours now are listening to this
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José Raúl
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19 Apr 2012, 09:29 #21



BIGLOLZ!

:D :lol: :applaud:
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rainmaster
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19 Apr 2012, 09:31 #22

José Raúl @ Apr 19 2012, 10:29 AM wrote:

BIGLOLZ!

:D  :lol:  :applaud:









Edit: It's Cleanville now.
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José Raúl
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19 Apr 2012, 09:34 #23



^_^

:lol:

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rainmaster
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19 Apr 2012, 09:36 #24

José Raúl @ Apr 19 2012, 10:34 AM wrote:

^_^

:lol:
You better do one for Ducky while you're at it. :D
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Ducky
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19 Apr 2012, 09:39 #25

rainmaster @ Apr 19 2012, 09:36 AM wrote:
You better do one for Ducky while you're at it. :D
I can look after myself dear.
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