Posted: 9:51 PM - Feb 28, 2008
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Hello and welcome to the Mental Health
Hotline.
If you are Obsessive/Compulsive: Press 1 repeatedly.
If you are Co-Dependent: Ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have Multiple Personalities: Press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are Paranoid: We know what you are and what you want.
Stay on the line and we'll trace your call.
If you are Delusional: Press 7 and your call will be transferred to the Mother ship.
If you are Schizophrenic: Listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are Depressive: It doesn't matter which number you press.
No one will answer you.
If you are Dyslexic: Press 6 9, 6 9, 6 9, 6 9
If you have a Nervous Disorder: Please fidget with the hash key until the beep.
After the beep, please wait for the beep.
If you have a Short-Term Memory Loss: Please try your call again later.
If you have Low Self-Esteem: Hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health
Hotline.
If you are Obsessive/Compulsive: Press 1 repeatedly.
If you are Co-Dependent: Ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have Multiple Personalities: Press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are Paranoid: We know what you are and what you want.
Stay on the line and we'll trace your call.
If you are Delusional: Press 7 and your call will be transferred to the Mother ship.
If you are Schizophrenic: Listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are Depressive: It doesn't matter which number you press.
No one will answer you.
If you are Dyslexic: Press 6 9, 6 9, 6 9, 6 9
If you have a Nervous Disorder: Please fidget with the hash key until the beep.
After the beep, please wait for the beep.
If you have a Short-Term Memory Loss: Please try your call again later.
If you have Low Self-Esteem: Hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.