From Late Show




10. Entered to Jay-Z'z "Big Pimpin'"


9. Opening Line: "Are you a cop?"


8. Spent a few awkward moments seductivley stroking the mic


7. Reaffirmed "Bro's before Ho's" policy


6. Decision not to wear pants


5. Admitted he once made out with Pataki


4. Credited downfall to fast-paced lifestyle of Albany


3. He was kind of pitchy, dawg


2. Said he thought the Emporer's Club was a chinese restaurant


1. When asked how much he paid an hour, wife said, "believe me, he doesn't need an hour."