UUI- April 14 2008- Between the chaotic traffic, speaking to the masses at St. Patrick's Cathedral and blessing innocent babies, Pope Benedict XVI has
announced that he will take the time out of his tiring schedule to read the verdict in the controversial case involving NYC Detectives and a man celebrating
with cheap hoes hours before his Wedding Vows.. The news comes as a relief to Top Brass and Mayor Michael Buffoonburg, who feel that the sacred father is
merely helping the City cut overtime costs by using the already deployed troops to perform double duty on the same dime. "We didn't get price
congestion, but we'll get our moneys worth from these flatfoot thugs"" whined the scrawny, annoying billionaire.
announced that he will take the time out of his tiring schedule to read the verdict in the controversial case involving NYC Detectives and a man celebrating
with cheap hoes hours before his Wedding Vows.. The news comes as a relief to Top Brass and Mayor Michael Buffoonburg, who feel that the sacred father is
merely helping the City cut overtime costs by using the already deployed troops to perform double duty on the same dime. "We didn't get price
congestion, but we'll get our moneys worth from these flatfoot thugs"" whined the scrawny, annoying billionaire.
"Believe half of what you see and none of what you read"
