JOKE OF THE DAY...

Joined: March 12th, 2018, 3:48 pm

March 20th, 2018, 2:48 am #1

Ok I'll start us off:
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that."
The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know? Your wife IS better."
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Joined: February 23rd, 2018, 10:11 pm

March 20th, 2018, 3:37 am #2

What do you call 'bread testicles'?  Dough nuts!
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Joined: March 12th, 2018, 3:48 pm

March 21st, 2018, 10:17 pm #3

joe amyde wrote: What do you call 'bread testicles'?  Dough nuts!
Tim Hortons drive thru: "...Welcome to Tim Hortons."
Joe: "Yeah, I'd like medium coffee and a 20 pack of bread testicles, please."
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Joined: February 23rd, 2018, 10:11 pm

March 22nd, 2018, 1:24 am #4

a dozen is 20?
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Joined: March 12th, 2018, 3:48 pm

March 23rd, 2018, 5:31 pm #5

Nope! Just how they sell 'em. Small packs or suitcase sized. Bread testicles for everyone!
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Joined: March 19th, 2018, 1:14 pm

March 25th, 2018, 12:30 pm #6

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Joined: March 12th, 2018, 3:48 pm

March 30th, 2018, 12:48 am #7

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.
As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness; better health insurance."
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Joined: February 22nd, 2018, 9:01 pm

March 30th, 2018, 12:52 am #8

A cowboy turned around and looked behind his horse and noticed that his wife's horse was riderless. He was very relieved he thought he had gone deaf 30 minutes ago.
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
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Joined: February 23rd, 2018, 10:11 pm

March 31st, 2018, 2:59 am #9

How come Jesus can't eat M&Ms?
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Joined: February 22nd, 2018, 9:01 pm

March 31st, 2018, 3:02 am #10

Do they fall through the holes in his hands?
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
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