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3:39 AM - May 13, 2018 #21

What's red and bad for your teeth? 
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A brick
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
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4:22 AM - May 13, 2018 #22

and the bartender sez "we don't serve time travelers here"
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So a time traveler walks into a bar,
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4:26 AM - May 13, 2018 #23

What's brown and black and looks good on motorcycle thieves?
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A Rottwieler
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4:55 AM - May 13, 2018 #24

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?




 Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
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3:13 AM - May 14, 2018 #25

Ha Ha......................what's it called if she just holds it in her mouth till you go home?
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3:30 AM - May 14, 2018 #26

I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
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3:55 AM - May 14, 2018 #27

And the Lord said unto John, "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster instead
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
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3:06 AM - May 16, 2018 #28

Dusty-Dave wrote: I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.
Duh, I finally got it!
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5:31 AM - May 27, 2018 #29

Why does the ocean roar?



You would too if you had crabs on your bottom!
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5:26 AM - Jun 13, 2018 #30

joe amyde wrote: What's brown and black and looks good on motorcycle thieves?
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A Rottwieler
A man broke into a house one night, his goal was to take something small and valuable.
While he was searching through the stuff he heard a small voice "Jesus is watching you."
He stopped for a moment and said to himself, "Huh, this must be a voice from my old sunday school."
So he continued searching, about 5 minutes later he heard the voice again, "Jesus is watching you."
He turned his flashlight to the direction and he saw a parrot.
He said to the parrot, "What's your name?"
The parrot replied, "Moses"
The robber then said, "Ha! What kind of silly people would name there parrot Moses?"
The parrot looked up and said "The same people who named their rottweiler Jesus!"
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