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May 13th, 2018, 3:39 am #21

What's red and bad for your teeth? 
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A brick
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
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Joined: February 23rd, 2018, 10:11 pm

May 13th, 2018, 4:22 am #22

and the bartender sez "we don't serve time travelers here"
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So a time traveler walks into a bar,
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Joined: February 23rd, 2018, 10:11 pm

May 13th, 2018, 4:26 am #23

What's brown and black and looks good on motorcycle thieves?
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A Rottwieler
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Joined: February 22nd, 2018, 9:01 pm

May 13th, 2018, 4:55 am #24

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?




 Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
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May 14th, 2018, 3:13 am #25

Ha Ha......................what's it called if she just holds it in her mouth till you go home?
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May 14th, 2018, 3:30 am #26

I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
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Joined: February 22nd, 2018, 9:01 pm

May 14th, 2018, 3:55 am #27

And the Lord said unto John, "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster instead
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
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Joined: February 23rd, 2018, 10:11 pm

May 16th, 2018, 3:06 am #28

Dusty-Dave wrote: I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.
Duh, I finally got it!
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May 27th, 2018, 5:31 am #29

Why does the ocean roar?



You would too if you had crabs on your bottom!
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June 13th, 2018, 5:26 am #30

joe amyde wrote: What's brown and black and looks good on motorcycle thieves?
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A Rottwieler
A man broke into a house one night, his goal was to take something small and valuable.
While he was searching through the stuff he heard a small voice "Jesus is watching you."
He stopped for a moment and said to himself, "Huh, this must be a voice from my old sunday school."
So he continued searching, about 5 minutes later he heard the voice again, "Jesus is watching you."
He turned his flashlight to the direction and he saw a parrot.
He said to the parrot, "What's your name?"
The parrot replied, "Moses"
The robber then said, "Ha! What kind of silly people would name there parrot Moses?"
The parrot looked up and said "The same people who named their rottweiler Jesus!"
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