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Joined: February 22nd, 2018, 9:01 pm

May 13th, 2018, 3:39 am #21

What's red and bad for your teeth? 
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A brick
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
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Joined: February 23rd, 2018, 10:11 pm

May 13th, 2018, 4:22 am #22

and the bartender sez "we don't serve time travelers here"
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So a time traveler walks into a bar,
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Joined: February 23rd, 2018, 10:11 pm

May 13th, 2018, 4:26 am #23

What's brown and black and looks good on motorcycle thieves?
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A Rottwieler
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Joined: February 22nd, 2018, 9:01 pm

May 13th, 2018, 4:55 am #24

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?




 Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
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Joined: February 23rd, 2018, 10:11 pm

May 14th, 2018, 3:13 am #25

Ha Ha......................what's it called if she just holds it in her mouth till you go home?
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Joined: February 22nd, 2018, 9:01 pm

May 14th, 2018, 3:30 am #26

I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
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Joined: February 22nd, 2018, 9:01 pm

May 14th, 2018, 3:55 am #27

And the Lord said unto John, "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster instead
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
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Joined: February 23rd, 2018, 10:11 pm

May 16th, 2018, 3:06 am #28

Dusty-Dave wrote: I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.
Duh, I finally got it!
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