Religion in the deer woods ...

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Religion in the deer woods ...

Jonelle
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Jonelle
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Oct 30 2017, 01:31 AM #1

Two skunks were walking through the woods minding their own business when they saw a deer hunter coming toward them.

First skunk: Would you just LOOK at the size of that gun he's carrying ... You don't think he's planning on shooting us, do you?

Quietly bowing his head, second skunk replied: Let us spray.
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Leep
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Oct 30 2017, 06:18 PM #2

Oh no..She didn't say that did she..??.. :D :D ...... :hide :hide ...... :dunno: :dunno: .... :Hunter shooting :Hunter shooting

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Jonelle
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Oct 30 2017, 07:11 PM #3

Okay, Leep ... it was hard for that joke to seem funny to you. You got too caught up in the thought of how bad that poor hunter was gonna smell.

Tell you what ... I'll shate that joke with Dorothy and I'll bet she and I will laugh our heads off. And next time you come dragging in from a hunt, you'll have to wait on the front porch until you pass the sniff test. You may have to go bury your clothes before Dorothy will unlock the doors.

Just think of all the trouble one cute little skunk could cause.

funny funny funny.
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Nov 7 2017, 12:08 AM #4

:D Maybe just a little bit corny :D
Hunt with your kids not for them

Don Christensen
disabilities coordinator for Babe Winkelman Productions
creator of disabled sports persons information at http://afarcry.info
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Nov 11 2017, 05:23 PM #5

She went all the way to Arkansas to get that, too. :ROFL:
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