"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke
"Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit outta this hat!" - Bulwinkle J. Moose
Whenever I'm blue, I just remember to start breathing again
When a Smurf holds its breath, what color does it turn?
Love people, use things. Not the other way 'round!
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." -Peter Ustinov
"It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish." -Aeschylus