I'm a lot more basic, hahah...
2 cats: Both female, ones a fat calico and the other is a black cat with white mittens, also chubby
2 hermit crabs: Snips and Snaps, Snaps actually shed a few days ago and is doing well
6 marimo: Once I'm able to distinguish them, if I ever can, I might name them. They're in a water bottle right now.
Then there's my Triops kit that I'm not starting until I have my supplies.
"How does a cannibal eat? It cannibbles."