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Larry
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August 12th, 2016, 4:06 am #1

Tonight all I had for dinner was a salad.






Ok... it was mostly croutons and tomatoes.



Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce.






And cheese.........

Ok, FINE - it was a pizza!!

I ate a pizza!!!
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Sparky
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August 12th, 2016, 4:09 am #2

I loved Liberace.....
It's easy, with Tweezie!!

Ok, I confess - I'm gray.
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August 12th, 2016, 4:10 am #3

Yes, he was a fine pianist.
Never play poker with a man named Ace.
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August 12th, 2016, 4:11 am #4

He played piano???
It's easy, with Tweezie!!

Ok, I confess - I'm gray.
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August 12th, 2016, 4:23 am #5

I wuz down at the Shoneys for lunch today, having that all you can eat food and salad buffet.. and right in the middle of my third plate this big fat woman sittin' about four booths down frum me stood up and was choking so bad she was turning BLUE!

I read about this little trick somewhere that's supposed to stop someone frum choking.. so I ran over to her, flipped her upside down, pulled down her drawers and spread them cheeks and ran my tongue up her crack.. and believe it or not, she shot a chunk of baked tater about ten feet!

That Hind Lick maneuver really works!
Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment.
Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth!
Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest.....
DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES!
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LWpianistin
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August 12th, 2016, 7:16 pm #6

:puke:
And how are you today?
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George K
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August 13th, 2016, 1:16 am #7

A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

"There are 57 different genders, but politics is binary."
- David Burge, 7/29/18
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August 13th, 2016, 1:45 am #8

:lol2:
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Larry
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August 13th, 2016, 1:47 am #9

hahahaha
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August 13th, 2016, 3:03 am #10

So....

Hillary trips on some steps and gets a bruise, a black eye, and a blood clot. Which one is permanent?





















Ugly.
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Larry
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August 13th, 2016, 3:07 am #11

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George K
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August 13th, 2016, 3:08 am #12

Larry wrote:
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"Wanna come to my place and see my etchings?"
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

"There are 57 different genders, but politics is binary."
- David Burge, 7/29/18
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August 15th, 2016, 3:05 am #13

It was so hot today I had to go visit my exwife so I could get a cold shoulder and an icy stare.....
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August 15th, 2016, 3:08 am #14

Most people don't realize that chickpeas only get $0.79 for every $1 a manpea makes....
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Larry
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August 15th, 2016, 5:37 pm #15

I've been practicing for the last year or so to be a magician.

But my wife accidentally revealed all my tricks..


and now I'm disillusioned.....
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August 15th, 2016, 6:19 pm #16

:lol2: (yes, this libtard has a sense of humor)

BTW - Hi Larry :wave:
Hilary aka LadyElton
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Larry
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August 15th, 2016, 6:33 pm #17

Hi sweet cheeks. Wanna party? :D
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August 15th, 2016, 6:57 pm #18

:smooch: :devilgrin:
Hilary aka LadyElton
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Larry
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August 17th, 2016, 2:18 am #19

So..... a pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

The bartender says "What's that?"

The pirate says..... "Arrrrrrrrrr... thar be a bounty on me head!"
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August 17th, 2016, 2:19 am #20

I was standing in line at my bank today. An Asian lady in front of me was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated...

She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
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