"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.
"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous
"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011
I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14