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June 17th, 2017, 2:18 am #21

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June 17th, 2017, 5:16 am #22

Welcome TG! Good to see you here.
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June 17th, 2017, 5:21 am #23

jon has no moderator powers here in my hideout. We're free to say anything we want, and he won't be able to re-write or delete our posts, as he so often does over on the mainland.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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June 17th, 2017, 7:31 pm #24

Does this mean I will FINALLY get to sell some kitchen remodels?????
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June 18th, 2017, 1:00 am #25

No. No selling of ****, or talk of business when at Horace's party hang out. We're here to escape. You may open the beers, but no kitchen remodelling talk.
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July 19th, 2017, 7:10 pm #26

I bought a top.

It is beautiful.



And I can take it with me and spin it anywhere, even in my hideout!
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July 21st, 2017, 8:09 pm #27

Smells like dirty socks in here.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
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July 22nd, 2017, 1:45 am #28

How did you find this place? I thought bullies were supposed to be dumb.
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July 23rd, 2017, 12:32 am #29

Anyone hungry? I brought some Mexican food.

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July 23rd, 2017, 4:51 pm #30

PRIVATE HIDEOUT

PRIVATE SECRET

SECRET

PRIVATE

All of you GET OUT!!

:veryangry: :veryangry:

Wait wait wait, lemme have some of that burrito before you go...

nom nom

Ok now GET OUT!!
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July 24th, 2017, 5:04 am #31

This must be Horace's virtual man cave. How big is the screen, Horace?
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July 24th, 2017, 9:34 pm #32

Horace wrote:I bought a top.

That is pretty darn cool. I bet it would be hard not to play with it, if you kept it sitting on your desk.
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July 25th, 2017, 2:56 am #33

It's really neat, and you're right. Sometimes it attains perfect equilibrium during a spin, and it's so perfectly shaped and balanced that it looks like it's just standing still on its tip. It can last like that for several minutes on a good spin.
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August 1st, 2017, 6:13 pm #34

jon-nyc wrote:Smells like dirty socks in here.
Who are calling dirty, city boy?
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."
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August 2nd, 2017, 1:54 am #35

brenda wrote:This must be Horace's virtual man cave. How big is the screen, Horace?
I'm sure it's monstrous. Compensating, you know.
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August 2nd, 2017, 4:17 am #36

Once upon a time, jon-nyc went to a caricature artist to get himself drawn. "Glum glorp glorp", greeted jon.

"I'm sorry, but I don't speak Moron", said the artist.

"Glum glorp glorp?" asked jon, his dull and slightly crossed eyes trying and failing to focus.

"Can I help you?" asked the artist.

"Glum glorp glorp! Glum glorp glorp!" exclaimed jon, flapping his arms and bouncing up and down idiotically.

"Sir," said the artist, "I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do for you. Even in caricature, it would be impossible to capture so much stupid and ugly all in the same face."

"Glum glorp glorp." moaned jon, dejected yet again. Then he turned around and shuffled out the door, and directly into traffic.

The end.
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November 16th, 2017, 3:18 am #37

Sounds like a post for the nihilism thread. :lol:
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December 31st, 2017, 7:07 pm #38

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As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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January 1st, 2018, 9:00 pm #39

Nice photo, Horace.
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January 8th, 2018, 12:19 pm #40

Loved the short story. Excellent dialogue.
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