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- Morrow Rose - November 10, 2011 04:00 AM (GMT)
This is a place to collect the breathtaking, tear-jerking, knee-slapping or otherwise most memorable lines from MLN chats. - Let's start with one that made me laugh enough to wake my neighbours:
kitsune-sama - November 10, 2011 04:06 AM (GMT)wrote:Fethur: Through a skillful use of pizza, Maya Angesoup is able to marinate her steaks with sentimental and authentic cookie dough.
Fethur - November 10, 2011 04:11 AM (GMT)wrote:Kitsune-sama: It's the Grand Galloping ****ing Gala. What did you expect?
Hey, Cirrus shouldn't walk away to get food while I'm helping write an essay - I'm just saying.
Also this just happened and made me laugh enough to wake my grandmother:
OH TRINITY. Y U SO CANADIAN?wrote:[10:07:40 PM] Trinity: IM CONFUSED?!?! EH?
[10:07:50 PM] Dezzy: (lol Trin)
[10:08:04 PM] Dezzy: (it's funny because canadians say eh)
CaptainHoers - December 23, 2011 02:16 AM (GMT)
I think this typo deserves a mention:
kitsune-sama - December 26, 2011 03:00 AM (GMT)wrote:[01:09:41] CaptainHoers: Morrow is by far and away the oldest
[01:09:46] CaptainHoers: i think she's nearly 3
wrote:8:52:53 PM Ajaxis: Bon Giorno Soda.
8:53:09 PM sodapop-fizz: Bon garlicbread to you too Dent
Good job, Soda.
Morrow Rose - January 5, 2012 07:07 PM (GMT)
Dez Majesty does things
Photo Finish: We have the thing at the place!wrote:[17:48:12] CaptainHoers: that's not terribly specific, what kind of things?
[17:48:19] Dez Majesty: thingy things
[17:48:22] Dez Majesty: with stuff
[17:48:25] CaptainHoers: at the place
[17:48:31] CaptainHoers: yeah i think i getcha
[17:48:32] Dez Majesty: near that one thing
[17:48:35] Dez Majesty: yea h you know
Rarity: I can't wait to hear all about the... thing at the place.
CaptainHoers - January 30, 2012 08:50 AM (GMT)
This is just closed doors all over.
CaptainHoers - February 19, 2012 10:29 PM (GMT)wrote:[08:47:21] Lumikou: ((possible xD anyway give me a sex ^^))
[08:47:29] Lumikou: sec I mean sex xD))
[08:47:33] Lumikou: damn it >.>
wrote:[22:27:31] Daniela Laverne Schad: Bluff 24.
[22:28:04] Daniela Laverne Schad: Jess, a second Sex roll, please?
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
CaptainHoers - February 21, 2012 02:29 AM (GMT)
wrote:[02:27:24] WilloWisp: Macs are nice for some things but let's be honest fuck Macs
I think this just about sums it up
Rarity - March 8, 2012 04:29 AM (GMT)
wrote:[11:23:08 PM] Fethur: ((Pinkie: I see you're getting jiggy with my Jiggy. We can't have that now can we? *brandishes knife again*))
[11:23:33 PM] Lumikou: ((jiggy with jiggy xD))
[11:23:41 PM] Jesk-Lycaeides: ((XD))
[11:24:00 PM] Lumikou: ((gives pinkie the internets))
[11:24:07 PM] Fethur: ((look it was the only time I could make that joke))
[11:24:12 PM] Fethur: ((I had to do it))
[11:24:27 PM] Fethur: ((there is literally no other context this makes sense))
[11:25:27 PM] Lumikou: ((twas worth it no what best of chat time))
[11:25:34 PM] Lumikou: know*
[11:25:36 PM] Lumikou: ))
[11:26:41 PM] Fethur: ((lmao XD))
Worth it Soooo worth it
Fethur - March 8, 2012 04:39 AM (GMT)
wrote:Ajaxis: Well I hope the plot moves soon, I want White Silk around!
And she won’t be about sex!
She’ll just be a humongous pain in the ass.
OR grimdark horror tales! She’ll just be a pony who died of falling off a building and bothers ponies because it’s her special talent.
Nor ooze, nor goo ponies.
White Silk won’t be any of those things, she’ll just be an asshole. Teehee.
Come on, Willo. Please? I promise I’ll behave!
Trimmed the filler of us talking around and ignoring Ajaxis XD Totally adorable beg-mode.
CaptainHoers - April 22, 2012 11:10 PM (GMT)
I don't think this needs any further qualificationwrote:[00:08:18] Copic Pen: Sure, I'm gae
Rainbow Dash - April 24, 2012 05:30 PM (GMT)
And I try not to chriswrote:[18:28:52] Ajaxis: I try not to jude.
CaptainHoers - May 4, 2012 05:46 PM (GMT)
Technically this was on the Minecraft server but I think it still counts
Ajaxis - May 22, 2012 01:19 AM (GMT)wrote: You're building a Starbucks here aren't you
wrote:[5/21/12 6:17:16 PM] WilloWisp: Hi Soda
[5/21/12 6:17:29 PM] Daniela Schad: Soda, hi!
[5/21/12 6:17:39 PM] Ajaxis: Ohai Sod.
That's a big fat oops on my part. Still, Soda can be a tad soddy sometimes.
kitsune-sama - June 6, 2012 04:35 AM (GMT)
Morrow Rose - June 21, 2012 06:02 AM (GMT)wrote: [11:30:25 PM] WilloWisp: But Aftermath is the most important because it's the fat of the entire lives of like four other ponies. xD
Also-wrote:Morrow Rose: JESS you KILL ME ... :P http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v57/J ... stalin.jpg
Willo'Wisp: "I was hipster before hipster Hitler was a thinng. B(
Nightfury: "I was a communist before it was cool"?
Willo'Wisp: I'm into murdering everyone in my country who disagrees with me. YOu probably wouldn't knnow about it, very underground.
Willo'Wisp: As a matter of fact I'll put an iron curtain up.
Fethur: Block out the mainstream with an iron dam?
Willo'Wisp: West Berlin is so mainstream.
Fethur: Freedom's too mainstream. Remember that.
Fethur: Free will? Psh.
Nightfury - July 9, 2012 02:08 AM (GMT)wrote: Nightfury: AND ALL THE PANTS WERE DEADwrote:[12:05:55 PM] Lightning Rod: Ponies, I need halp
[12:06:01 PM] ADORABLOODTHIRSTY: ADORABLOODTHIRSTY rolls
[12:06:02 PM] Lightning Rod: I like donuts at room temperature
[12:06:11 PM] Lightning Rod: but jam at refridgerated temperature
[12:06:18 PM] Lightning Rod: and I bought a jam donut ;_;
CaptainHoers - August 7, 2012 12:34 AM (GMT)
wrote:[00:56:44] Jesk-Lycaeides: my blood was given away
[00:56:48] Jesk-Lycaeides: and i passed out
[00:56:52] Fethur: fun
[00:56:53 | Edited 00:56:56] Jesk-Lycaeides: for 15 seconds
[00:57:19] CaptainHoers: those 15 seconds were actually 15 years
[00:57:22] CaptainHoers: YOU'RE IN THE FUTURE JESK
[00:58:41] Daniela Schad: Huh, what future do we talk about, dears, it' still August 7th, 2027-
[00:59:19] Jesk-Lycaeides: eeeeeek
[00:59:22] Lumikou: Yes funn how we use to drive everywhere
[00:59:39] Zox Cholla: I just telport to work now. really saves time
[00:59:46] Lumikou: funny*
[00:59:57] Jesk-Lycaeides: and its crazy how nbc is still broadcasting the 2012 olympics
[01:00:12] Zox Cholla: classic reruns is all it is
[01:00:16] CaptainHoers: oh that's just reruns the rest of them all went downhill after they let androids compete
[01:00:30] Zox Cholla: got real borning when that happened
[01:00:34] Fethur: Hey guys
[01:00:40] Fethur: MLP Season 16 just released
[01:00:51] Minty: Well, there *was* QWOP.
[01:00:51] CaptainHoers: are they still at that?
[01:00:51] Daniela Schad: Sweet!
[01:00:56] Lumikou: yay!
[01:01:02] Fethur: well it's generation 7
[01:01:05] Daniela Schad: Gotta tell the kids-
[01:01:06] Fethur: using real horses
[01:01:13] Fethur: live action my little pony
[01:01:22] CaptainHoers: ug why does this exist
[01:01:28] CaptainHoers: uncanny valley my god
[01:01:32] Minty: QWOP was an entertaining athelete to say the least.
[01:01:46] CaptainHoers: this'll be the homestuck movie all over again
[01:01:49] Liquid Sea-Changelingfury: CLOP.
[01:01:54] Liquid Sea-Changelingfury: Its QWOP with Hoers.
[01:02:13] Daniela Schad: I know, but since Cir outsorced Hasbro it kinda went down-
[01:02:37] Lumikou: aww poor hasbro money grubbing
[01:02:51] Jesk-Lycaeides: hahahahahahahah i love you guys
[01:03:03] Lumikou: xD on yeah the 5th mln con is this weekend
[01:03:05] Zox Cholla: lol
[01:03:09] Daniela Schad: We love you, too, Jesk
[01:03:12] Lumikou: :3
[01:03:17] Fethur: Lumi and I got married too
[01:03:23] CaptainHoers: the only thing good about that movie was Donald Glover as Geromy in the SBaHJ bits
[01:03:36] Fethur: Dear, we need to remember to pack the kids' blankets this time for the convention
[01:03:37] CaptainHoers: DOOOONG
[01:03:58] Fethur: We dont want them catching a cold again in the apocalyptic winter
[01:03:59] Jesk-Lycaeides: CHILDREN
[01:04:06] Jesk-Lycaeides: omg i want pictures
[01:04:07] Daniela Schad: Well, in worst case we can always borrow you some
[01:04:09] CaptainHoers: oh hah that's cute, i just found my old passport
[01:04:13] CaptainHoers: remember when Ireland was a country?
[01:04:14] Minty: Oh, right... Yeah...
[01:04:23] Jesk-Lycaeides: becaus i magine lumi as this anime chibi and fethur as a human
[01:04:28] Lumikou: Oh they'll catch a death of cold out there
[01:04:28] Fethur: Remember when Australia wasn't underwater?
[01:04:39] Daniela Schad: Remember Holland?
[01:04:58] Fethur: the USA went to hell after that andriod president
[01:05:06] CaptainHoers: i'm not talking about countries that don't exist anymore because they ran out of land to stand on
[01:05:08] Zox Cholla: Can't belive Canada became a superpower
[01:05:10] Minty: LOGIC.
[01:05:17 | Edited 01:05:18] CaptainHoers: just the ones that people stopped bothering to live in
[01:05:32] CaptainHoers: shame about Greece really
[01:05:37] Lumikou: quite a shame
[01:05:41] Daniela Schad: Well, of course, since maple syrup runs cars-
[01:05:46] CaptainHoers: still! give it another couple of years and there'll be like 20 parthenons
[01:06:01] Zox Cholla: Japan finally built a giant robot though
[01:06:07] Fethur: Lyca, Lumi and I have wonderful hyrbid anime children
[01:06:14] Lumikou: ^^
[01:06:16] Minty: They had that already.
[01:06:19] Daniela Schad: You mean their new emperor?
[01:06:49] Zox Cholla: yeah he's awesome.
[01:07:37] Lumikou: So did you know we all moved to fethys mars base
[01:07:41] Lumikou: she made one you know
[01:07:50] Lumikou: terraformed and everything
[01:07:57] Daniela Schad: So cute, Willo and the kids watch the G1 pilot - "Why's that not in smellovision?" - "Because Tirek stinks"
[01:08:04] Fethur: Fethurtopia? But of course
[01:08:10] CaptainHoers: it was all SO much easier after they raised the speed of light in 2020
[01:08:15] Fethur: I forgot to mention Lumi and I are the first family of Mars
[01:08:23] Daniela Schad: I love the view from our rooms
[01:08:37] Minty: Lesse... I came in a year later?
[01:08:38] CaptainHoers: i just go around hitting things with a hammer because i'm officially an old fogey
[01:08:56] CaptainHoers: and think mediocre games from the stoopid ages are cool
[01:09:16] Daniela Schad: Thanks again for the ranch near valeys marinensis, dear
[01:09:32] Fethur: our first rule about the xbox 720 is that we dont talk about the xbox 720
[01:09:44] CaptainHoers: nah Red Faction was all before that
[01:09:46] CaptainHoers: fortunately
[01:09:58] CaptainHoers: there WERE games before the crash of 2015 yknow
[01:10:22] CaptainHoers: games other than lame samey FPS's, movie tie-ins and sequels
[01:10:42] Lumikou: ohh that crash was brutal
[01:10:50] Lumikou: EA went out of buisness real quick
[01:10:57] Daniela Schad: Pft, overheard some teens recently wondering how to use a book-
[01:10:59] CaptainHoers: yeah, MW5 made ET look like losing your lunch money
[01:11:28] Daniela Schad: Lumi, well EA just had to alliie with Middle Korea
[01:11:52] CaptainHoers: oh bollocks U2 are making another album
[01:12:25] Daniela Schad: Why did we invent the heads in jars technology again, certainly not for u2
[01:12:37] CaptainHoers: you'd think being assassinated would stop Bono but NOPE
[01:12:45] CaptainHoers: just can't take a hint
[01:13:22] Daniela Schad: They kept his mouth alive, not sure about the rest of the head
[01:13:30] CaptainHoers: was it alive to begin with? :V
[01:13:45] Liquid Sea-Changelingfury: ...still going? Alright
[01:13:50] Liquid Sea-Changelingfury: I guess i'll come back later
[01:14:03] CaptainHoers: yes they're still going it's annoying
[01:14:25] Daniela Schad: Hibernation chamber is second door down the floor, Night
[01:14:33] Liquid Sea-Changelingfury: >_>
[01:14:33] Lumikou: xD everyone deserves a hug
[01:14:41] Minty: Oh, have you heard about the new prototype hibernation chambers?
[01:14:59] Daniela Schad: We got one
[01:15:20] Minty: It displaces the fabric of time so that you get your full night's sleep instantly.
[01:15:40] CaptainHoers: wibbly wobbley timey wimey shit
[01:15:46] Daniela Schad: I love it when science works.
[01:16:11] Daniela Schad: Oh, remember when they broke rhe 12 regenerations barrier-
[01:16:24] Daniela Schad: It went downright silly after-
[01:16:36] CaptainHoers: i was just about to say
[01:16:55] CaptainHoers: they've gone and announced the 15th doctor
[01:17:10] Zox Cholla: our cyborgs looks like this now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RG3Bsu ... ature=plcp
[01:17:11] CaptainHoers: can't remember the name, but it's getting a little silly, he's not even british
[01:17:19] Daniela Schad: Well, it will be a ginger-
[01:17:55] Daniela Schad: He, I thought they picked a black woman in a wheelchair, well, maybe in the AU series
[01:18:42] CaptainHoers: the Equalities Office strikes again
[01:19:05] Daniela Schad: Thank you, United Planets-
[01:19:09] CaptainHoers: next time i see a placard saying "check your privilege" i'm going to punch someone
[01:19:46] Daniela Schad: Just watch it's not Opposite Day
[01:19:57] Lumikou: Remember when we use to have computers
[01:20:33] CaptainHoers: who remembers tumblr? I kinda left it after they included having to be transgendered or otherkin in the ToS
[01:20:50] CaptainHoers: clusterfuck of whiny 15 year olds who believe they're a Na'vi
[01:21:06] Lumikou: yeah it certainly went down hill
[01:21:17] Fethur: it was cool before it went all interspecies
[01:21:21] Daniela Schad: And then genetics industries jumped on the trend-
[01:21:33] Fethur: sorry btu half the posts arent in a written language
[01:21:54] Lumikou: Well at least being able to become a pony thanks to that pny surem
[01:21:57] Lumikou: worked
[01:22:22] Daniela Schad: Oh yes, best science ever-
[01:22:37] CaptainHoers: loading up someone's blog and having to download a terabyte of sprites wasn't fun
[01:22:38] Fethur: afk a moment
[01:22:48] Lumikou: Though we commondeered that those earthlings
[01:22:51] Lumikou: have no use for it
[01:23:36] Daniela Schad: Reminds me, I feel like I need a hooficure, can you send over the Aloe and Lotus ai-bots?
[01:23:56] Minty: I can.
[01:24:06] Daniela Schad: Swell, dear-
[01:24:40] Minty programs Aloe, Lotus, and Crest to take care of Morrow.
[01:24:47] Liquid Sea-Changelingfury: Augh, I'm so sick of this chemistry class. Russian roulette please @__@
[01:25:06] Daniela Schad: You're the best, Kit
[01:25:25] Minty nuzzles Morrow.
[01:25:33] Daniela Schad: Didn't they outlaw roulette in 2022?
[01:25:35] CaptainHoers: you silly horses and your robot servants
[01:25:48] Daniela Schad: Daniela Schad nuzzles Kit
[01:26:11] CaptainHoers: that said tea isn't hard to make
[01:26:16] CaptainHoers: some things never change
Minor editing (mostly to remove Night's whining through all this). I love the way you guys can all just jump on a throwaway joke xD
wrote:[01:05:42] Liquid Sea-Changelingfury: I'm moving, you ponies are stupid, aaaaand
[01:05:44] Liquid Sea-Changelingfury: Goodbye
[01:05:44] Liquid Sea-Changelingfury: xDwrote:[01:13:45] Liquid Sea-Changelingfury: ...still going? Alright
[01:13:50] Liquid Sea-Changelingfury: I guess i'll come back laterwrote:[01:15:02] Liquid Sea-Changelingfury: This is like the least amusing thing that has ever happened in this chat. @_@wrote:[01:21:13] Liquid Sea-Changelingfury: There is no words for how dumb this conversation is.
[01:21:15] Liquid Sea-Changelingfury: @____@
The whining was kind of amusing too.
PureWrath - August 19, 2012 02:31 AM (GMT)
Copic Pen - December 6, 2012 07:40 PM (GMT)wrote:[10:23:51 PM] *** PureWrath CV added Sketch ***
[10:23:53 PM] Jesk-Lycaeides: "[10:22:32 PM] *** Sketch has left ***"
[10:23:57 PM] Jesk-Lycaeides: o
[10:24:02 PM] PureWrath CV: get your arsenal back in here
[10:25:15 PM] WilloWisp: Sketch don't leave!
[10:25:17 PM] Lumikou: xD as far as were concern
[10:25:20 PM] WilloWisp: Trin was probably lying xD
[10:25:24 PM] Lumikou: trin lies xD
[10:25:29 PM] Lumikou: will go with that xD
[10:25:34 PM] PureWrath CV: wait a second!
[10:25:43 PM] PureWrath CV: im a liar all of a sudden?
[10:25:44 PM] Zox Cholla: hahaha
[10:25:52 PM] WilloWisp: You lie about other ponies' personal lives :P
[10:26:07 PM] PureWrath CV: what?!
[10:26:07 PM] sodapop-fizz: Well Pure, you lied when you said I was adorable.
[10:26:17 PM] PureWrath CV: you are adorable shut up
[10:26:26 PM] Lumikou: xD
[10:26:29 PM] sodapop-fizz: sodapop-fizz flips nearest table.
This wasn't actually in the MLN chat, but it was too good to not post:
Fethur - December 15, 2012 02:28 AM (GMT)wrote:Viva La Derp: everyone here makes some tea~
Viva La Derp: for gaming, eating, and sleepynappytiredness.
Copic Pen: I just made tea actually
Copic Pen: Cyberworm: tea is gross
CaptainSCIENCE: GET OUT.
CaptainSCIENCE: JUST GET OUT
Copic Pen: xD
*** Cyberworm has left ***
CaptainSCIENCE: actually got out
Copic Pen: ...xDD
-Copicwrote:And I accidentally hit shuffle and SUDDENLY MY SCREEN WAS FILLED WITH D**KS