The Babylon Bee: discuss?

The Babylon Bee: discuss?

Joined: July 29th, 2010, 2:32 pm

September 18th, 2017, 3:33 am #1


http://babylonbee.com/


Dianna: I am not able to approve right now Trump must have crashed us?

http://babylonbee.com/news/hopelessly-t ... weeks-ago/
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Joined: July 29th, 2010, 2:32 pm

September 24th, 2017, 8:59 pm #2

Dianna, I am not able to approve right now but I will try reposting:

Dianna: I started to post one of their articles here. They had an article regarding new songs. The congregation gets upset unless they have new material each week to sing. Wouldn't want to be bored with the same old same old. This is a satirical site, and they do point out some of the absurdities of more liberal church goers.

They really think that they are superhuman but do not know what a laughingstock they have become. From the Babylon Bee:

http://babylonbee.com/news/hopelessly-t ... weeks-ago/

I like this one especially those who promote EXTREME DISCIPLESHIP

http://babylonbee.com/news/5-tips-launc ... -ministry/

God gives us permission to LAUGH AND HISS.




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Joined: February 11th, 2016, 11:16 pm

September 24th, 2017, 10:44 pm #3

That was a good one! Wonder who is running the site. They are certainly creative.


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Joined: July 29th, 2010, 2:32 pm

September 24th, 2017, 11:24 pm #4

Dianna, I am not able to approve right now but I will try reposting:

Dianna: I started to post one of their articles here. They had an article regarding new songs. The congregation gets upset unless they have new material each week to sing. Wouldn't want to be bored with the same old same old. This is a satirical site, and they do point out some of the absurdities of more liberal church goers.

They really think that they are superhuman but do not know what a laughingstock they have become. From the Babylon Bee:

http://babylonbee.com/news/hopelessly-t ... weeks-ago/

I like this one especially those who promote EXTREME DISCIPLESHIP

http://babylonbee.com/news/5-tips-launc ... -ministry/

God gives us permission to LAUGH AND HISS.




Dianna via email:

http://babylonbee.com/news/non-denomina ... -baptists/

This one is so sad. At least someone is pointing out the craziness! Would this be part of the Hegelian dialectic?

Sent from my iPad

MY E-mail response:

That's the PLOT. Too many preachers OF THE WORLD or DUST or just ABORIGINES without the Spirit boast about being ecumenical. "We (YOU) would be selfish and sectarian if YOU don't allow US to add instrumental music or Worship Teams so that EVERYONE will feel welcome."

What they mean is that WE are going to engage in instrumental idolatry and WE need your flock and property (the owners). We know that this is going to upset you so WE have decided to move slowly and tell YOU what WE are doing and why YOU should not object to the work of the Holy Spirit.

Ecumenical is the Kosmos or the kingdom of the devil. A Christ assembly is the WAY that is called a SECT: it is a NARROW Road or Pattern and these foolish men cannot even stumble into it.

Rubel Shelly used Machievelli to prove why people were so stubborn about change even though he had never read THE PRINCE.

Machiavelli said that if a Prince wants to. take over a nation (church) He can use force or pryer, and prayer rarely works. He says that the people know that they have the law on their side and just have to INFILTRATED AND. DIVERTED. Slow-wit frogs are not suppose to feel the heat but up to 2/3 of a congregation are not frogs so they JUMP.

It is no less violent and hostile to, as they say "Infiltrate and Divert." You slip you "congregation in exile" and flood the group with ANTI Bible and ANTI Church of Christ Propaganda. In addition you engage the target country with THE LORD, LORD PRAYING making the dupes think that "A" spirit person will ENDORSE their hostile takeover apparently by not showing up to OBJECT.

Rubel Shelly also promoted the Aztec 52 year and 52 week JUBILEE. This is also a Machiavelli plot used by land and Temple Robbers. The Aztecs slipped into the enemies land and planted a large crop of corn and other food supplies. About harvest time they mounted an INVASION and killed off the owners. Shelly reversed the charges and said that those being invaded become HOSTILE and attack the INVADERS. Now, tell us that Jesus was wrong when He said that those OF the world are not prayed for because He was sent to search out and rescue the little flock of lost spirits who will never engage in Ceremonial Legalism.

The Purpose Driven locusts or Apollon's Musical Worship team is to SEPARATE out the Devil's tares or SEED by driving the tiny number OUT of the seen and heard rituals OUTSIDE the camp to REST and LEARN OF ME. Because His kingdom does not come with OBSERVATION meaning religious observations claiming to be mediators in song and sermon.

http://www.piney.com/North.Boulevard.Ch ... rsity.html

<font face="arial" size="4">Christ Holy Spirit (no the) informed Paul to war the APT elders to eject the cunning craftsmen or SOPHISTS: speakers, singers, instrument players, actors because these are the marks of those LYING IN WAIT TO DECEIVE

The masses will never be able to understand that.


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September 25th, 2017, 1:27 am #5

Of the man who attacked a Church of Christ intending murder

His Mother said: "HIS NAME SHALL BE CALLED EMMANUEL."
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