Let's see, now. Fred uses words against me like "chump," "spiritual vomit," "puke," and "panzy" (his spelling). I rebuke Fred for doing so, yet Dave sees that as "slamming" Fred. Fred slams me, but Dave won't admit that. All Dave can see in my rebuke is a "slam" at his buddy, Fred. As they say, "Birds of a feather...[slam others together]."
If ever two really misguided little boys needed ole St. Nick to dump a sleigh full of coal into each of their stockings, they are Fred and Dave, the "Komic Kidz" of Concerned Members who keep us all in stitches.