Compilation of Trolls and Idiots

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1:05 AM - Jan 08, 2011 #1

A list of the various trolls and idiots I've had to put up with both online and IRL over the years. Some of you may remember this thread from SF-O. Others may not. Anyway, I decided to make a way of categorizing them:

The Rabid x-Fanboy: Someone who blindly defends a franchise in a debate.
The Left/Right-wing Idiot: Someone who is just full of themselves and their political party.
The Religious Nutcase: Just that.
The Spree-Posting Troll: Someone who comes in and makes a big mess before leaving after a short time.
The Worthless Scumbucket: Just that.
The Doofus Extraordinaire: Darwin Award-worthy individuals.

Also, I'll provide links to the Flame Warriors roster to help you understand just who I've dealt with.
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1:18 AM - Jan 08, 2011 #2

Youngla0450

Troll Type: Rabid Star Wars Fanboy

Flame Warrior Type: Enfant Provocateur, Lonely Guy

Where I know him from: Starfleet Jedi

Exact Quote: "I cannot understand you bastards. You are all pro-Trek, and yet you do not admit the Federation has several weaknesses. I admit the Empire does too, but come on, say something at least in favor of both sides!" from "The Federation is weak"

Description: Either a kid, a troll, or a complete idiot that was banned from StarDestroyer.Net, he wandered over to SFJ spouting Pro-Wars nonsense. But that's not the half of it. Half the time, he'd flame us, saying that "Mike Wong had proved that Star Wars tech was superior to Star Trek tech, why can't you Trekkies see that?", or he'd bitch about Wong, and how big a putz he was. Seriously, either the guy was bipolar, or just stupid. Also wrote "fanfics" that read more like they came out of a history textbook. Came up with some moronic thing called the "Orange Star", which was like the Death Star, except that half the time it's beam had the intended effect of the Genesis device, and it was painted orange. When asked "why is it called the 'Orange Star'?", he said it was because orange was his favorite color. *WHAM!* His behavior was so bad, that Jedi Master Spock had to issue him a temp-ban, and hope he learned his lesson. He didn't.


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1:21 AM - Jan 08, 2011 #3

Blackfoot (aka Cee Jay, aka GANK MASTER, aka geedis, aka LayLow, aka Mister Goodbar, aka Joe Hennessy, aka total kaos, aka steve samurai jack.)
Troll Type: Doofus Extraordinaire

Flame Warrior Type: Duelist (jack, Conchaga), Ego, Ethnix
Where I know him from: ASVS, Troll Kingdom

Exact Quote: "Evrey other thread is about Jack. When New Age Posting was spanking that ass daily, there where no other posters going against him.

Jack misses Blackfoot and New Age Posting so much he create 8 more duals to talk to hiself.
He's trying to take the abscence of Blackoot to re-establish what Blackfoot took from him. Jack couldn't stomach the fact that his place was taken by Blackfoot.

GOD I need to PRAY.

AMEN!" (under the guise of GANK MASTER) from "JESUS CHRIST, since New Age Posting has been daycared...".

Description: Wow, where to begin? First off, Blackfoot is a stereotypical black person. Actually, calling Blackfoot that would be like saying absolute zero is cold. Blackfoot has shown time and time again to be an idiot, who generally speaks in the third person. He also brags about "New Age Posting" and other such nonsense. He has also shown real-life examples of having no common sense, such as driving to Philadelphia from Dallas, while sporting a Cowboys flag, and going to an Eagles game. Needless to say, when the Eagles beat the Cowboys, he certainly wasn't in the best of moods. As you could tell by all those other names, he has a ton of sock puppets. If anyone comes to your website, and claims to be "Down with Blackfoot and New Age Posting", it's Blackfoot. It's no surprise that he was sent to Daycare, which is a subforum on TrollKingdom, where, if you've proven yourself to be an idiot, you're "sent" there, meaning you can only post THERE.

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1:22 AM - Jan 08, 2011 #4

AdeptusAstartes

Troll Type: Rabid Warhammer 40K Fanboy

Flame Warrior Type: None of them seem to fit him really...

Where I know him from: StarCraft Legacy

Exact Quote: "Heretics! Hear my words! You have been corrupted by the Ruinous Powers into being entertained by blasphemies! The Emperors Angels, the Space Marines, are NOT prison soldiers! They are Mankind's Champions! How many of your homes have been saved through their intervention?! Turn your eyes from this cheap bauble called "Starcraft II" and return your eyes to the face of your FATHER, the God-Emperor! "

Description: Okay, we all know that StarCraft and Warhammer 40,000 are "rival" franchises (along with Halo), right? Well, just before StarCraft II came out, this guy came over to SCL in the guise of some Imperial religious nut, claiming that we shouldn't play SC2, and should embrace the God-Emperor of Man. However, trolling attempts on SCL almost always turn into lolfests for the members, and disappointments for the troll. I decided to counter-troll him, but that event brought in other members, and came close to devolving into a flame war. I admitted that I like both StarCraft and Warhammer 40K, but only some things in the setting of the latter, and the things I liked didn't include the Imperium of Man. This of course, made him huff and puff, before finally revealing that he was a normal person, and the charade was off. Haven't really seen him since.

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1:27 AM - Jan 08, 2011 #5

Jason

Troll Type: Rabid Star Trek Fanboy

Flame Warrior Type: Garble, Loopy, Target, Tireless Rebutter, Ferrous Cranus, Bong
Where I know him from: Starfleet Jedi, ASVS

Exact Quotes: "Q desides to thow two againist each other. Galaxy X class starship power phaser chrew Death star up." from "Galaxy-X-class starship vrs Death Star".
"UFP MACO whip the carpet with Stormtroopers died bodies." from "Star Wars Empire Stormtroopers vrs Star Terk MACO".
"Also my I remain we never seen any one have used infrared or any from light other laser seem able pich Predtor quit will" from "UFP vrs Predator".

Description: Jason is either the biggest moron or best meta-troll ever to live. It's incredibly hard to tell which. He has an unhealthy obsession with the "Yesterday's Enterprise" timeline, but also screws it up. Despite the fact that Picard said that the Federation would have to surrender to the Klingons in six months, Jason has proclaimed that the Federation was WINNING the war against the Klingons. This went on for fourteen pages. He also thinks that Redshirts could take on both Aliens and Predators. Not to mention his garbled English. Oh my GOD is it garbled. He is also a Federation-wanker. He also posts on StarTrek.com's forums, under the name "Jason222".


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10:00 AM - Jan 10, 2011 #6

Some trolls just make you want to go... [/facepalm], do not they?
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2:32 AM - Jan 11, 2011 #7

Ohh yeah. Wait till you see some of the others, including KirkSkywalker, StarWarsStarTrek, DiegoWolfFox, johnford, StarDestroyerAvenger, Bear Paws, and many many many others.
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11:35 PM - Jan 11, 2011 #8

Oh, here's a picture of one of these guys. Might I introduce you all to Charles Wilson Jr., aka "Blackfoot".



Taken straight from the guy's Encyclopedia Dramatica entry. Yes, this guy has an ED entry about him.
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11:42 PM - Jan 11, 2011 #9

And to those of you who are wondering, yes, this is the same Blackfoot who came over to SF-O to defend himself.
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1:28 PM - Feb 09, 2011 #10

StarDestroyerAvenger

Troll Type: Rabid Star Wars Fanboy, Worthless Scumbucket.

Flame Warrior Type: Artful Dodger, Compost, Sycophant (Mike Wong), Duelist (Trekkies, Non-Rabid Warsies, Logic, Reason, Common Decency).

Where I know him from: ASVS

Exact Quote: "Please excuse me while I break out in uncontrollable laughter for a moment.

Now I know for a f*cking fact that you're f*cking delusional. A little atmospheric rippling obviously caused by the entry of the torpedoes does not mean the planet was leveled!

I'm about ready to f*cking give up. You little Trekkies will do whatever you do no matter how hard I try to pound sense into you. "

Description: Some low-life who decided to stir things up between ASVS and SDN. Made claims about why Star Wars was superior to Star Trek, without providing any evidence. Flamed everyone, even the Pro-Wars side for not adhering to SDN's debating philosophy and alignment, and claimed that the whole site was a "Trekkie Wank-fest". Also, put words in Tyralak's mouth concerning the 4chan invasion of SDN. Tyralak said that while 4chan's actions were despicable (Spammed SDN with CP), it was the fact that SDN got invaded and the resulting over-the-top reactions from SDN's senate that were amusing. Also, SDN thought that they could get away with pissing off 4chan (or any of the chans!). StarDestroyerAvenger claimed that this meant that Tyralak supported the CP posted on SDN, and that he should be arrested. Despite the fact that Tyralak had clearly said that he disapproved of 4chan's actions and that he hates CP. It states in the rules that if you are a pedophile or "a sick freak who enjoys CP", then Ty doesn't want you anywhere near his site. SDA ran off after Queen Tamar Garish came over from Troll Kingdom and took a few whacks at him.
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