Corrupt A Wish

Jonno
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1:06 AM - Nov 14, 2010 #1

Simple: post a wish and then wait for it to be corrupted by somebody else.

I wish for a horse named Bilingham.
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DK3
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4:29 AM - Nov 14, 2010 #2

Unfortunately the horse is a dead, fly-covered one.

I wish for more Mountain Dew!
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5:25 AM - Nov 14, 2010 #3

Granted, but it's a new flavor of Mountain Dew that tastes like dog pee.

I wish I had some food.
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11:24 PM - Nov 14, 2010 #4

Granted, but it's been digested already.

I wish Olimar would stop crashing his ship into me.
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4:03 AM - Nov 16, 2010 #5

Granted, but Falcon decides to repeatedly slam his car into you instead.

I wish I had undigested french fries.
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8:08 PM - Aug 10, 2011 #6

Granted, but as you go to eat them, you find hair covering each of them. What an unsanitary workspace!

I wish Mercurious could sustain itself. ;P
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5:10 PM - Aug 12, 2011 #7

Granted, but then the WWW cannot. :5

I wish Zantok had a puppy named Garlic.
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6:10 PM - Aug 12, 2011 #8

Granted, but it has no legs. Poor thing.

I wish for a better internet connection. *crosses fingers and toes*
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8:31 PM - Aug 14, 2011 #9

Granted, but meta knight slashes the connections cord and then makes it unusable. :ph43r:
The main character of super mario bros is an old man dressed in red.
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3:24 AM - Aug 15, 2011 #10

Aw dang!

I wish metashadow555 had a wish...
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4:47 PM - Aug 15, 2011 #11

Granted, but he allready has a wish
I wish i knew how to program so i could make ssb4 based on the submissions on this site
The main character of super mario bros is an old man dressed in red.
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3:07 AM - Aug 17, 2011 #12

Granted, but it is soon taken off.

I wish we could submit WWII veterans.
the new and improved nobesawa comrade
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3:28 AM - Aug 17, 2011 #13

Granted, but now Dynasty Warriors characters aren't acceptable.

I wish Kamekguy danced the jive.
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4:32 AM - Aug 17, 2011 #14

Granted, but now Kamekguy can't dance the juke.

I wish for an F-Zero Wii U game.
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6:08 AM - Aug 17, 2011 #15

Granted, But It will be a long time

I wish their will be a WWE crossover idea
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5:11 PM - Aug 17, 2011 #16

Granted, but nintendo rejects it imideatly
I wish nintendo would hurry up on ssb 3ds!
The main character of super mario bros is an old man dressed in red.
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4:40 PM - Aug 19, 2011 #17

Granted, but it turns out that it is horrible, and the only playable character is the Male Fighting Wire Frame from Melee, providing no variety and no depth. The graphics render poorly, and the game is so unplayable that Nintendo cans the entire 3DS system.

I wish that I could create high-quality video games with ease and little education.
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11:23 PM - Aug 20, 2011 #18

Granted, but the only game you can make is pong.
I wish ssb 3ds had a lot more playable characters
The main character of super mario bros is an old man dressed in red.
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8:53 AM - Feb 02, 2014 #19

Granted, but now the game is rendered entirely unplayable from the sheer amount of processing power that is required to create the character selection screen. Seriously. That thing is as massive as the biggest character screen that DK3 could even fathom in his wildest dreams...!

I wish for a fish. In a dish.
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10:56 PM - Mar 24, 2014 #20

Granted, but the fish is a jellyfish and the dish was never washed at all.

I wish Jeff would quit making the creepy smile and saying go to sleep when I'm around.
Just some dude with a stupid profile.
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2:27 AM - Mar 25, 2014 #21

Granted, but now Jeff is creepily frowning all of the time and now only appears when you're asleep, stroking your hair softly.

I wish that Yukari could gap me to Gensokyo where I will spend all of my summer vacation eating watermelon at the Hakurei Shrine with Reimu, beating the crap out of fairies with Marisa, cleaning the Scarlet Devil Mansion with Sakuya, and watching anime with Sanae.
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4:16 AM - Aug 25, 2014 #22

Granted, but by the time summer ends, you will never go back in again.

I wish Travis Touchdown is mentioned in the next wish.
Just some dude with a stupid profile.
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