Welcome to the forum incarnation of my old Wacky RPG Session, made with friends long time ago (it was on a school trip, and we ended with official warning from principal for 'Uncontrollable laughter during the Lights Out' ;])
Here's the deal: This RPG will not have any amount of sense. Don't even think about it. It's gonna be crazy as hell. You'll make totally stupid characters, who will do stupid things, and I, as your GM, will provide for you even more idiotic events to further escalate this nonsense thing.
What's the purpose? To Laugh. If you have normal sense of humor - stop reading this and go away, because you'll only shake your head with disbelief of human stupidity, if you'll take it serious. If your ideas sometimes makes people around you, to call for psychiatrist - Welcome aboard. This is something created for people like you!
How this is gonna work:
After you'll create your characters, I'll place you in the world of game, with few descriptions of world around. Then, you'll write below your actions, and after all the players will post me their actions, I'll write another descriptions etc. it will look like this:
And the process is repeated to the time, whenMy future posts wrote:
Place for some events that will affect whole the world
Player one: You see blablablablablablablablablabla
Player two: After you blablablablablablablablablabla
Player three: Your plan to blablablablablablablablablabla
Player four: Some more bullshit.
Player five and six (at the beginning of the game you don't know about other players, unless you will specify, that two players started the game as a friends. On the other hand, nothing forbids you to make contacts with yourselves, when the game will star): Even more bullshit
1) You'll be bored
2) I'll be bored
3) V4 starts
Then I'll think of some really stupid ending.
THE WORLD: Crossing of Terminator and Fallout. Machines actually turned against humans and nuked all the world... Now Their main base is located on the North of America (whole north... from the West to the East Coast). Reorganized humans made new army to hold the perimeter. So far so good. On the South on the other hand, there is something called Neo-Jungle. Neo-Jungle is a jungle filled will all kinds of mutated plants, mutated animals and mutated (no longer) human beings. The mutants can be seen in whole America, but they are constantly hunted by Mutant Hunters (duh...). Center of America is a Typical Fallout world.
Yeah, I know, that the world seems normal, but don't worry, that's mine and your work to change it ;]
CHARACTERS: Everything. Yes. Everything, as long as it's stupid. If you'll create a normal character - be sure, that all the nastiest things will happen to him. The more Wacky idea, the better.
EXAMPLE 1: God, who returned from his vacation only to see, that the world is now totally fucked up. He decided to go there, and change everything. Unfortunately, polluted Earth atmosphere changed him into nerd-looking guy, who can speak only in three tailed beavers language. However, he can regain his God Powers for 5 minutes if he'll drink POWERTHIRST (which is extreme rarity of course).
EXAMPLE 2: Human who thinks, that he's a Killing Machine. Since he had no metal to build his upgrades, he have scanning eye, weapon, body implants etc. from... Cardboard... His ultimate goal is, of course, to destroy all humankind, and he drinks oil.
There. I created them in like 2 minutes. No reason to drill it more, I think you have the big picture already.
PLOT: I have absolutely no fucking idea. Post your characters, and I'll think of something stupid.
Number of players: Max - 6. Min - 2.
So if you're waiting for V4, and can't stand the fact that your Samuel 'Badassmotherfucker' Guts 'Idontremember' Wraith character is not suitable for SotF, then join us today!