Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?

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May 29th, 2013, 3:49 pm #1

(G017, Jaquilyn Locke, Start.)

This bed was not hers. Jaquilyn Locke, G017 felt that same feeling you get when you wake up at a friend’s house and don’t remember why you’re not at home. She groggily rubbed her eyes, grunting in frustration. She felt nauseated, had she been drinking? Had she blacked out?

As she rolled over she knocked her duffel bag off the bed, onto the floor. She sat up quickly and turned to look at who she’d knocked out of bed. It was a solid black bag.

The nightmares she’d had came to memory. She held her breath and surveyed the room, not knowing what to do next, but desperately looking for a sign she was wrong.

…

She didn’t have the nerve to open the bag up yet. That would be accepting the scenario as true and submitting to the rules of her new environment. Those rules were simple enough, but awful. She stumbled up over to the bathroom connected to this room. Was this her room? It didn’t matter.

She was in the middle of a fight to the death and she had to go to the bathroom. What a way to fucking die. She tip toed to the door of “her” room and quietly shut it. The slight click of the door as she released the handle made her flinch. She quickly recovered, turned the lock, and set up the chain latch. She’d always wished her room at home had one.

She returned to the bathroom and locked that door too. She might be able to hide out in here for a while. There was a window she could escape through if somebody was trying to get in. She probably had food in her bag. She hadn’t seen anybody yet. So long as nobody touched the door, she was safe. She tried the bathroom doorknob to make sure it was locked, but it was one of those “press locks” that opens when you turn from the inside. She would have to find out later, if it ever came to that. She turned away from the door and looked in the mirror, a hard habit to break. There was her collar.

She was a dog in their game. A yelping, whimpering, dog.

…

She was safe here, nobody had come around yet. She could wait here until that safety was compromised.

Unless nobody kills.

If she was here she wasn’t a part of the action.

Her face cringed at she mentally punched herself for having referred to classmate-on-classmate murder as “action.”

There were bad kids at the school. There could be a death every twenty four hours. Travis might crack, Aileen was nuts, and the quiet girl she met at the mall who she didn’t even recognize seemed ominous. And Fucking Alba, if he didn’t nut up and kill somebody, half the school would come after him. She looked around the room for a clock. She would stay here for twenty four hours. Then she would venture out and… find out where the fuck she was. She peeked out her window to find the sun. It was on the other side of the building, but she looked to the buildings shadow and mentally marked where it was.

She moved back to the bed and quietly sat herself down. She picked her feet up off the ground so the imaginary student under her bed couldn’t slash her ankles. She stared at the door, wondering if she could handle twenty four hours of this stress alone. Twenty four hours. Twenty four hours. She looked to her bag. Twenty four hours…
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May 29th, 2013, 5:04 pm #2

[Joachim Lovelace: Start]

It had been a while since Joachim woke up in that room. In fact, it must have been at least a hour already. He checked his things and belongings fairly early and got over his initial grogginess. However, Joachim did not feel like he wanted to move away. It was not the time to go outside, where former class mates may have already turned into killers.

Now, it was time to stare at the wall. Plus, the bed was more comfortable.

To say that the kidnapping was a surprise was an understatement. Everyone, Joachim included, thought that the terrorists lost. That no child would have to suffer again in their sick game. That was not the case. Of course it wasn't. No way that these messed up guys would give up so easily. Fanatics don't do that. Once again, they could prove what everyone already knew. That the most normal of people can be turned into a murderer.

Joachim spent a few minutes more on the bed, before realizing that he still had worldly needs to attend. Namely, a place to relieve himself. Unfortunately, the bathroom that was connected to his room was a bit... destroyed, so to say, so Joachim got up and opened the door of his room. There surely had to be a usable bathroom here. Somewhere. He headed to the next door he saw, and tried to open it. It didn't. To be precise, it did open a bit, but a chain blocked it. Joachim sighed and continued looking in the corridor.
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Kermit: I asked a kid who had a crush on me. But I pretty much only gave him a hug so I guess that wasn't nice of me
Kermit: My friends said I was rude not to have at least offered him a blow job
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SpiralAgnew: XD You actually have one of those?
Whirly: I was going to say "Ian, of course he has a collection like that. He's German."

cos frankly the idea of trying to turn all your straight female characters into lesbians amuses me hugely

Uno: You seem excited. did Bambi's mom get reincarnated as a bug you just swatted?

Skraal: would it be correct to say you've sucked on a lot of black ones?
TtMaR: They taste nicer
TtMaR: Better shape, too.
TtMaR: They fit neatly into your mouth,.

Bikriki: My hometown is not a very indication of my personality.
Bikriki: Because as far as I can recall, I am neither ugly nor full of minorites
Bikriki: Though I would not mind the latter.
Bikriki winks

Shangela: Facials for the greater good.

Shangela: I work you into climax, what happens afterward is none of my concern.
Wes: Says the world's most detached sexecutioner.

OH NO DECISIONS
CAN I AGONISE FOR ATLEAST 3 WEEKS CONSTANTLY CHANGING MY MIND??

Shangela: Did you stop high school genocide with your cock, Sansa?
Sansa: yes yes i did
Sansa: sunshine and happiness wasn't working so i had to take drastic measures

Wes: Welcome to SotF chat
Wes: Your weekly forecast: Nipples n' butts, if the pattern holds

Ruggawork: Yeah Aloha was a zygot with a keyboard shoved up his mom's uterus

<WES> Riki would never say or do anything sexual. He is a flower of innocence and purity.
<WES> If he was heroin, he'd be blue magic

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May 29th, 2013, 6:00 pm #3

The knob turned, the door opened, and stopped abruptly. Praise the chain. Jaquilyn had nearly jumped off the bed in panic. She spent a moment trying to collect herself as the footsteps moved away.

She was miserable. She was alone, she had less than a percent chance of survival, and she new everything was dangerous. She didn't know what was outside the door. She didn't know who was outside with what. It could be Professor Plum in the Hallway with the FUCKING CHAINSAW.

Sitting on a bed waiting out a fight was not the Jaq Locke way of living. Jumping every time something almost went wrong was pathetic. She didn't like waiting. She didn't like being scared. She didn't like considering herself dead.

Sure, she was on Survival of the Fittest, but she was still herself, and she wasn't dead yet.

She took a deep breath, and stood herself up. She walked to the door, pulled the lock open, turned the knob and threw the door open. She stuck her head out the door and turned it in the direction the footsteps had gone.

"HEY! THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!"
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May 29th, 2013, 6:47 pm #4

"...a toilet would be nice."

Joachim was startled. Sure, there were other people around, but Joachim did not anticipate someone shouting at him like this. Now that he thought of it, it actually was a rather uncomfortable situation. The island was a bad place to have people being angry at you. Now, that someone else was present, Joachim realized that he did not think much about his fellow students. He briefly wondered how his friends were, but there was no time for that, so he turned around to the person yelling at him.

Jaquilyn Locke. Joachim did know her. There were some nasty rumours about her, regarding her sexual activity, but Joachim did not believe that. Then again, he did not care. Jaquilyn was a person who was someone who hang out with all the jocks. Either way, it did not matter. After all, she stood there before him, knew how to fight and was angry. Not a good combination. Thus he raised his hands in order to signale non-hostility.

"And... I can promise you that I have no aggressions towards you. Or anyone else."
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Ruggahissy: We are the law now and our law keeps the streets clean O_O
Kilmarnock: XD Good.
Kilmarnock: Yaaaay for being the law.

Kermit: I asked a kid who had a crush on me. But I pretty much only gave him a hug so I guess that wasn't nice of me
Kermit: My friends said I was rude not to have at least offered him a blow job
Kermit: Apparently that would have been the polite thing to do

SpiralAgnew: Here, have something sad-looking
Bikriki: I must add this to my collection of pics that show people crying.
SpiralAgnew: XD You actually have one of those?
Whirly: I was going to say "Ian, of course he has a collection like that. He's German."

cos frankly the idea of trying to turn all your straight female characters into lesbians amuses me hugely

Uno: You seem excited. did Bambi's mom get reincarnated as a bug you just swatted?

Skraal: would it be correct to say you've sucked on a lot of black ones?
TtMaR: They taste nicer
TtMaR: Better shape, too.
TtMaR: They fit neatly into your mouth,.

Bikriki: My hometown is not a very indication of my personality.
Bikriki: Because as far as I can recall, I am neither ugly nor full of minorites
Bikriki: Though I would not mind the latter.
Bikriki winks

Shangela: Facials for the greater good.

Shangela: I work you into climax, what happens afterward is none of my concern.
Wes: Says the world's most detached sexecutioner.

OH NO DECISIONS
CAN I AGONISE FOR ATLEAST 3 WEEKS CONSTANTLY CHANGING MY MIND??

Shangela: Did you stop high school genocide with your cock, Sansa?
Sansa: yes yes i did
Sansa: sunshine and happiness wasn't working so i had to take drastic measures

Wes: Welcome to SotF chat
Wes: Your weekly forecast: Nipples n' butts, if the pattern holds

Ruggawork: Yeah Aloha was a zygot with a keyboard shoved up his mom's uterus

<WES> Riki would never say or do anything sexual. He is a flower of innocence and purity.
<WES> If he was heroin, he'd be blue magic

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He stopped
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May 29th, 2013, 7:11 pm #5

She turned and looked down the hallway in the other direction. It was clear. Joachim was nothing to be afraid of. She could lend him her bathroom. Hell, if he had a good weapon, he could hang around all he wanted. She turned back to him.

"Okay. Sorry for flipping." She gave the slightest laugh. "Shit's a little crazy right now. I have a bathroom in here, come in."

She went back to the bed and started unzipping her own bag. Digging through to find whatever treat the terrorists had given her. She didn't feel anything particularly hard or sharp. She grabbed the bag and dumped it all out. Food, water, first aid... candy. A fucking huge bag of Skittles.

She called to Joachim, "Oh fucking great, I got some candy in here too." She needed a friend with a weapon now more than ever. He wasn't the hulking tank of an ally she'd hoped for, but if he had a gun he was exponentially better.
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May 29th, 2013, 8:01 pm #6

Joachim sighed in relief. Jaquilyn was calm, which was very reassuring. He shrugged when she apologized and went with her in her room and went straight to the bathroom. He could hear how she was inspecting her bag content. Which included candies. Joachim did not have any candy, so he assumed that this was supposed to be her weapon.

He pondered wether he should tell her of his ballistic knife. One on hand, she did seem trustworthy, one the other hand, she could deceive him and take his weapon. One the third hand however: She did not directly ask.

"Welp, at least you have some extra food."
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O G042 Aileen Aurora Abdallah - Pair of MMA Gloves, Golf Club & Table Leg -
B059 David Zimmer - Sabre -
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Ruggahissy: We are the law now and our law keeps the streets clean O_O
Kilmarnock: XD Good.
Kilmarnock: Yaaaay for being the law.

Kermit: I asked a kid who had a crush on me. But I pretty much only gave him a hug so I guess that wasn't nice of me
Kermit: My friends said I was rude not to have at least offered him a blow job
Kermit: Apparently that would have been the polite thing to do

SpiralAgnew: Here, have something sad-looking
Bikriki: I must add this to my collection of pics that show people crying.
SpiralAgnew: XD You actually have one of those?
Whirly: I was going to say "Ian, of course he has a collection like that. He's German."

cos frankly the idea of trying to turn all your straight female characters into lesbians amuses me hugely

Uno: You seem excited. did Bambi's mom get reincarnated as a bug you just swatted?

Skraal: would it be correct to say you've sucked on a lot of black ones?
TtMaR: They taste nicer
TtMaR: Better shape, too.
TtMaR: They fit neatly into your mouth,.

Bikriki: My hometown is not a very indication of my personality.
Bikriki: Because as far as I can recall, I am neither ugly nor full of minorites
Bikriki: Though I would not mind the latter.
Bikriki winks

Shangela: Facials for the greater good.

Shangela: I work you into climax, what happens afterward is none of my concern.
Wes: Says the world's most detached sexecutioner.

OH NO DECISIONS
CAN I AGONISE FOR ATLEAST 3 WEEKS CONSTANTLY CHANGING MY MIND??

Shangela: Did you stop high school genocide with your cock, Sansa?
Sansa: yes yes i did
Sansa: sunshine and happiness wasn't working so i had to take drastic measures

Wes: Welcome to SotF chat
Wes: Your weekly forecast: Nipples n' butts, if the pattern holds

Ruggawork: Yeah Aloha was a zygot with a keyboard shoved up his mom's uterus

<WES> Riki would never say or do anything sexual. He is a flower of innocence and purity.
<WES> If he was heroin, he'd be blue magic

Ruggahissy - Today at 11:10 PM
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He stopped
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May 29th, 2013, 11:14 pm #7

Jaquilyn continued searching her bag, hoping the skittles were just an added bonus for being pretty or something. No such luck. She would have given her a better weapon, she liked her attitude. She held her middle finger in the air and waived it around. There had to be a camera somewhere in the room. Why send a bunch of teenagers to kill each other on an island if you aren't going to watch the action?

She found a piece of paper. 56 oz. Bag of Skittles. How fucking generous.

"Yeah it looks like this is what I got in stead of a weapon." This game was bullshit. For several reasons, but this wasn't helping. She noticed her own duffel bag was still present. She didn't have anything particularly useful in it, but it was nice she at least hadn't been robbed of everything.

She went back to the game bag. laying all the contents out on the bed in front of her. Bread, crackers, energy bars, water, map, compass, first aid kid, "Guide to Survival", and flashlight. She thumbed through the guide before realizing it was just instructions on how to kill people. It was tossed out the shattered window.

She organized everything in the bag into categories. Foodstuffs, travel, first aid. It didn't take long, but the productivity made her feel somewhat in control.

"How bout you, Jo? They give you anything good?"
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May 30th, 2013, 3:36 pm #8

"Somewhat useful. Let me get it."

Joachim exited the bathroom and closed the door behind him. He figured that it there would be no harm done by getting the knife. Actually, it should be a good idea to carry it with him. After a minute and a half, he returned with his duffle bag. He put it on the bed, next to Jaquilyn's things, and opened it.

He was cautios when taking the knife out. It would be more than inconvinient to accidently fire it and possibly hit someone. At that moment Joachim thought if he would even intentionally use it. He told himself that he would not use it as anything more than a deterrent, but something in his mind told him that things would turn out violent. Also, they would turn out very bad for him. Joachim gulped and then showed it to Jaquilyn.

"A ballistic knife. More useful than Skittles, that is certain."
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O G042 Aileen Aurora Abdallah - Pair of MMA Gloves, Golf Club & Table Leg -
B059 David Zimmer - Sabre -
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Ruggahissy: We are the law now and our law keeps the streets clean O_O
Kilmarnock: XD Good.
Kilmarnock: Yaaaay for being the law.

Kermit: I asked a kid who had a crush on me. But I pretty much only gave him a hug so I guess that wasn't nice of me
Kermit: My friends said I was rude not to have at least offered him a blow job
Kermit: Apparently that would have been the polite thing to do

SpiralAgnew: Here, have something sad-looking
Bikriki: I must add this to my collection of pics that show people crying.
SpiralAgnew: XD You actually have one of those?
Whirly: I was going to say "Ian, of course he has a collection like that. He's German."

cos frankly the idea of trying to turn all your straight female characters into lesbians amuses me hugely

Uno: You seem excited. did Bambi's mom get reincarnated as a bug you just swatted?

Skraal: would it be correct to say you've sucked on a lot of black ones?
TtMaR: They taste nicer
TtMaR: Better shape, too.
TtMaR: They fit neatly into your mouth,.

Bikriki: My hometown is not a very indication of my personality.
Bikriki: Because as far as I can recall, I am neither ugly nor full of minorites
Bikriki: Though I would not mind the latter.
Bikriki winks

Shangela: Facials for the greater good.

Shangela: I work you into climax, what happens afterward is none of my concern.
Wes: Says the world's most detached sexecutioner.

OH NO DECISIONS
CAN I AGONISE FOR ATLEAST 3 WEEKS CONSTANTLY CHANGING MY MIND??

Shangela: Did you stop high school genocide with your cock, Sansa?
Sansa: yes yes i did
Sansa: sunshine and happiness wasn't working so i had to take drastic measures

Wes: Welcome to SotF chat
Wes: Your weekly forecast: Nipples n' butts, if the pattern holds

Ruggawork: Yeah Aloha was a zygot with a keyboard shoved up his mom's uterus

<WES> Riki would never say or do anything sexual. He is a flower of innocence and purity.
<WES> If he was heroin, he'd be blue magic

Ruggahissy - Today at 11:10 PM
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He stopped
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May 31st, 2013, 2:57 am #9

A knife was better than candy. It looked thin and not very sturdy, but it was definitely sharp enough to do some damage. Ah well, she was at least in the weapon owner's good graces.

"Well, if you've got a sweet tooth I'll trade ya. Don't forget, I let you in to use the bathroom." She wrinkled her nose. "Does the flush work?"

She picked up the map from her bed and examined it. This place was a dump, and the rest of the island was probably not much better. Still, living quarters suggested there might be food somewhere, maybe a kitchen or vending machine they could break into. They more they had the better. Jaq didn't plan on getting murdered, but she wouldn't be letting herself starve either.

She turned herself on the bed so she was facing Joachim. "I've got a map here. I'm going to loot this place for anything useful and then go looking for a weapon." She turned the map over to see if anything was on the back, no such luck.

"I'm telling you this 'cause we need to get out of here, and I would really like to be with somebody who's legitimately armed."

She looked up at him hopefully before walking over to him to share her view of the island. "If we cut through the woods and make for the golf course, we'll probably find a club or something." She looked up from the map at him. "How's that all sound?"
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May 31st, 2013, 1:27 pm #10

Joachim assumed that Jaquilyn was joking when she offered to trade their weapons. He did not bother to laugh though. When she asked whether the flush worked, he shaked his head. Pity the fool who had to go next.

He then watched as she examined the map. He didn't say anything expect a short "mhm" when she explained that she would loot the place for food and weapons. Joachim doubted that she would have luck, but he guessed that it was worth a try. Then she said that she would like to be with someone armed. In other words, she wanted Joachim to stick around.

As he was looking at the map with her, Joachim thought about that potential partnership. Definetely, it would be something both parties could benefit from. Jaquilyn had someone armed with her, and Joachim had someone with a tiny bit extra food. Come to think of it, that was not that much of a gain. Additionally, Joachim felt unsure about walking through the woods - he estimated them to have a diameter of four kilometers - since such terrain could be tricky and somebody might ambush them if Joachim and Jaquilyn didn't pay enough attention.

However, he also knew that taking a walk would make him feel a bit better than just sitting around in that room.

"...sure, let's try our luck."
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O B014 Joachim Lovelace - Ballistic Knife, MP 18, Obsidian Knife - "It doesn't matter. They lost, he lost, I'll lose. That's the nature of the game."
O G042 Aileen Aurora Abdallah - Pair of MMA Gloves, Golf Club & Table Leg -
B059 David Zimmer - Sabre -
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Ruggahissy: We are the law now and our law keeps the streets clean O_O
Kilmarnock: XD Good.
Kilmarnock: Yaaaay for being the law.

Kermit: I asked a kid who had a crush on me. But I pretty much only gave him a hug so I guess that wasn't nice of me
Kermit: My friends said I was rude not to have at least offered him a blow job
Kermit: Apparently that would have been the polite thing to do

SpiralAgnew: Here, have something sad-looking
Bikriki: I must add this to my collection of pics that show people crying.
SpiralAgnew: XD You actually have one of those?
Whirly: I was going to say "Ian, of course he has a collection like that. He's German."

cos frankly the idea of trying to turn all your straight female characters into lesbians amuses me hugely

Uno: You seem excited. did Bambi's mom get reincarnated as a bug you just swatted?

Skraal: would it be correct to say you've sucked on a lot of black ones?
TtMaR: They taste nicer
TtMaR: Better shape, too.
TtMaR: They fit neatly into your mouth,.

Bikriki: My hometown is not a very indication of my personality.
Bikriki: Because as far as I can recall, I am neither ugly nor full of minorites
Bikriki: Though I would not mind the latter.
Bikriki winks

Shangela: Facials for the greater good.

Shangela: I work you into climax, what happens afterward is none of my concern.
Wes: Says the world's most detached sexecutioner.

OH NO DECISIONS
CAN I AGONISE FOR ATLEAST 3 WEEKS CONSTANTLY CHANGING MY MIND??

Shangela: Did you stop high school genocide with your cock, Sansa?
Sansa: yes yes i did
Sansa: sunshine and happiness wasn't working so i had to take drastic measures

Wes: Welcome to SotF chat
Wes: Your weekly forecast: Nipples n' butts, if the pattern holds

Ruggawork: Yeah Aloha was a zygot with a keyboard shoved up his mom's uterus

<WES> Riki would never say or do anything sexual. He is a flower of innocence and purity.
<WES> If he was heroin, he'd be blue magic

Ruggahissy - Today at 11:10 PM
When I was 10 a kid kept calling me "Victoria's Secret" so I chased him, knocked him down and then stomped on him
He stopped
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