woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lets go!
Hmm so Mason would be considered handsome, but he is an UNWASHED FILTHY MAN! So hes not. Common nicknames used for him at school are dirt and messy. Christ just take a shower dude yeeeesh. also he has dice in his pockets. U N D E R A G E D G A M B L I N G! hey thats illegal mason : (
Apparently Masons home life is relatively uneventful, and seems to be the usual for messed up kids like him, so i guess its not relatively uneventful then. TLDR. Masons mum was like bye family u guys suk! and ran off and then his dad was like :-( and became a drunkman and spent all his money on booze except for some money to buy food, buts thats all the money ok. Masons mum sent them money but then she didnt and Mason became a GAMBLINGMAN at age 10. Mason dressed up in his dads clothes and ran street-gambling operations as a funny short man named Mace. Mason made like 20 bucks a week, which his dad usually spent on B O O Z E.
Masons dad get sick and cant work anymore, so Mason starts doing everything and his G A M B L I N G is his households only source of income which is probably not very good. Mason starts doing some online gambling and STEALS DANYAS MONEY WHAT THE FUCK.
Also hes handled by Kaishi who is the creator of Vicky D., so thats a thing i guess.
Also, from the profile conclusion: Conclusions: Wait, this kid's MACE21?! The cheating idiot...wonder if he remembers our round of "Craps" online. Whatever, I hope he dies a horrible death. Cheaters never win, especially those who never shower (ha, take that kid!).
wow V1 danya was weeeeeeird
PREGAME: HAHAHAHHAHAHA V1 DOESNT HAVE PREGAME AAAAAAAAAHAHAHYUE&YU AYUAY
Mason wakes up in Cillian Crowes starting thread. OOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cillians like, singing happy birthday or whatever and Mason pops out of a bush or something and is like yess, happy birthday to you, cillian. [insert evil laugh here].
EXCERPT FROM MASONS FIRST POST: He knew Cillian's type. He already gave in...a weakling to the game. Either that, or the kid was from an insane asylum, or something. He laughed at the thought. As if.
Im really not a fan of this kind of oohohohoho get it he IS from an asylum *winkwink* look how clever I am type stuff, because well, frankly, it takes you right out of the story and just makes me roll my eyes, and this becomes a bit of a problem with Mason.
Masons like yes i will shoot him when i open my bag and get a gun (but he doesnt have a gun but he doesnt know it ohohohohohohoh *winkwink*). Cillian goes Ahhh! (actual quote) because Mason snuck up on him like a dooooofus and then the voice in Cillians head is like YESSS BLOOOOOOOD GIVE ME MORE BLOOOOOD YES CILLIAN BLOOOOOOOOOOOD and Cillian is like do u wanna see my birthday present?
[insert lenny face here]
Masons like but wait I have a present too and Cillians like NO YOU HAVE TO SEE MINE
Yes...break down the madman by forcing him to beg for it. (re: presents)
oh also I should probably mention that the presents are their weapons, not their PENISES (penisi?), but I digress.
"I want it."
Mason unzips his bag and finds out his weapon was a GPS and is like OOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! and throws some bread at Cillian and then runs away.
Mason fucks off to the school, where he discovers the corpses of Sydney Morvran and Tayli Vreeland.
Or, maybe - Mason laughed at the thought - the girl was carrying in the laptop, thinking she had found a way out of there, tripped, and the laptop fell and broke, and her gun went off, hitting the boy in the lungs. Mason wiped his mouth with his sleeve, snickering all the while. "And then, the girl is crying over his death, instead of getting out of the danger zone. That has got to be one of the stupidest things I've heard.
I really dont like it when this happens.
Heather Pendergast stumbles out of the woods after being shot like 900 times by Dave Jackson and into the school. Mason and Heather sass each other for a bit and then Mason becomes a fucking weirdo rapist pervman.
"My name is Mason. Now, show me that arm of yours, and any other wounds you might have. It might help to take off your clothes so I can help you better." Mason commanded smugly. "Don't think nothing of it, Heather. I'm going to do my best to not hurt you in anyway, alright?"
4 goodness sake mason
Heathers like okay but dont look at my nekkidness
Mason winked, letting his hands wander over her thighs to check if she had any leg wounds. "Sorry, but you're going to have to take off your pants, and tell me where all your wounds are."
Christ on a bike no
Heather punches Mason in the face (YES!)
Mason doesnt get the hint.
"Ow!!" Mason cried out, getting hit. "You're lucky I'm a nice guy, really you are." He glared. "I'm not going to force you to do anything, but really..." He rubbed the side of his face with a small sigh. "Don't you know that we might die as soon as we walk outside? Don't you just want to be touched, just once? Or, to touch a boy just once?" He smiled, his eyes slightly pleading now. "You know, I've never kissed a girl before...you'd be my first. My first, and probably my last." His smile turned a little grim as his last words dawned on him. Any breath could be the last. Any step, any sip of water. Anything.
"You must like someone at your school, right? If it'll make you want to, you can call me by his name. I'm sure that you liked someone." He moved a little closer to Heather, his smile softening a little.
Yknow Im starting to think the present was Masons dick after all.
Heather's like "no"
Masons like NO PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME I BEG OF YOU and Heather is like no and then she shoots Mason in the chest a whole bunch. Masons like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! and Heather gets annoyed by this for some reason, points her gun at Masons dick, says literally the worst one-liner Ive ever read ("Dont Fear the Reaper!") and then fires.
Well I guess Cillians never gonna get that present after all. Poor Cillian.
Masons like BLEEEEEAUGH IM IN SO MUCH PAIN JUST KILL ME :((((((((((((((( and Heather says the same one-liner again and then shoots mason in hed.
Masons last thoughts are regretting being a shitty pervertman and trying to apologize to Heather before she shoots him, to no avail. So at least he felt bad about it, I guess.
Conclusion: Masons mediocre at his best. The constant *WINKWINK* stuff and the sudden turn from gambleboy to pervertboy is just way too sudden. Overall, probably dont recommend.
gimmmmmmmme nother ples
"Kermit you are the guy in the horror movie that finds a book bound in human skin and decides to read out loud what is inside for fun"
- some mean lady named Ruggahissy
- [+] Spoiler
- V1 art!
v2 art ;~;
Sadly kermit looked at a mariavel. It was so sad... such a sad mariavel... like him... he only waned a normal life... was that too much to ask? was it?