Previously on... Survivor!
The contestants made moves and tried to win the game and stuff!
RORICK: "BIG MOVES"
LORE: "BIG MOVES"
RANDOMNESS: "BIG MOVES"
DMBOOGIE: "BIG MO- oh wait i already won i forgot"
But then all the competitors, in a race to get salt and pepper for their camp, all caught heatstroke and got medic-
GHOST OF MURDERWEASEL: "wrong season, that is the"
YUGIKUN: "oh right, it is, but considering that kaoh rong was actually filmed before cambodia would it still-"
GHOST OF MURDERWEASEL: "sequel you are likely making, save it for"
YUGIKUN: "alrighty then, but what should I do to these people"
GHOST OF MURDERWEASEL: "an idea, I have"
And then rocks fell and everyone died.
YUGIKUN: "join us next time for survivor: snake people v.s gen x on fiji!!!!"
Nobody is left. Who will be voted out tonight?
The game has ended due to player inactivity.
DMBOOGIE: STEPHEN FISHBACH - LYNCHER
LORE: KEITH NALE - MAFIA GODFATHER
RORICK SKYVE: KELLEY WENTWORTH/CASEY WENTWORTHLESS - MAFIA GOON (With Hidden Immunity Idol!)
BACKSLASH: ABI-MARIA GOMES - MAFIA GOON
BIKRIKI: ANDREW SAVAGE - COP
TOXIETHETOXICAVENGER: JOE ANGLIM - DOCTOR
DECOY73: SPENCER BLEDSOE - TRACKER
DANNYRULX: LATASHA "TASHA" FOX - HERRING
EMPRESS PLUSH: KIMMI KAPPENBERG - TOWNIE
RANDOMNESS: YUNG "WOO" HWANG - TOWNIE
[b]RC: SHIRIN OSKOOI - TOWNIE
[b]GENERAL GOOSE: TERRY DEITZ (BIG AND LONG) - TOWNIE (Recieved Hidden Immunity Idol!)
[b]PRIMROSETTE: JEFF VARNER - BULLETPROOF TOWNIE
[b]WINNERS AT HEART:
MURDERWEASEL: JEREMY COLLINS - MASON RECRUITER (With Hidden Immunity Idol!)
[b]VYSEPRESIDENT: "CHAOS" KASS MCQUILLEN - TOWNIE
[b]"YOU TRIED" MEDAL:
FROGUE: CIERA EASTIN - MAFIA COP
Fallout thread going up in an hour or so.